hostage: (laughing ☣)
Jesse Pinkman ([personal profile] hostage) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-04-13 04:14 pm

[ video ]

[The video opens with a view like this. Jesse walks across the balcony, filming the scenery rather than himself, but he's narrating:]

Ugh, oh my goddd... Look how blue that is. Just, like, really blue. That's insane.

[He's not paying attention to where he's going, apparently, because he bumps into a table and knocks over a few empty beer bottles. It's not visible, but the sound's unmistakable, really.]

Shit - haha.

[He turns the camera around on himself, waving and smiling around a hand-rolled cigarette that's stuck between his lips. He's not wearing a shirt, so enjoy the view of his bony, blinding white chest and the horrible Chinese dragon tattoo over his heart. On the bright side, his burns from the museum fire are long gone?]

'sup, Heropa. Just wanted to let you know I'm totally not coming back. I'm staying in Miami for, like, ever. Have fun with the creeps and the psychos up there. It's been a pleasure. Except not.
beneaththelakeshesleeps: (Gwen - awaits your orders)

[personal profile] beneaththelakeshesleeps 2014-04-15 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Is that why you're so surprised?
beneaththelakeshesleeps: (Gwen - sweet words)

[personal profile] beneaththelakeshesleeps 2014-04-15 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Because you think it beautiful.
beneaththelakeshesleeps: (Gwen - lady of the lake)

[personal profile] beneaththelakeshesleeps 2014-04-16 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Water is just water.

Are you handsome?
beneaththelakeshesleeps: (Gwen - awaits your orders)

[personal profile] beneaththelakeshesleeps 2014-04-16 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know, and so I asked.

[Buuuut a pause.]

Your features are regular, your eyes bright, and you have all your teeth. I'm understood that those are desirable qualities in any man.
beneaththelakeshesleeps: (Gwen - awaits your orders)

[personal profile] beneaththelakeshesleeps 2014-04-17 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I am called Gwendolyn, or Gwen. And you?
beneaththelakeshesleeps: (Gwen - suspended in stone)

[personal profile] beneaththelakeshesleeps 2014-04-17 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
When on foot, or when on the strange devices that move without any aid?
beneaththelakeshesleeps: (Gwen - say what)

[personal profile] beneaththelakeshesleeps 2014-04-17 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Cars.

They are very strange. They have no sail, no horse, no visible method to propel them.
beneaththelakeshesleeps: (Gwen - her own queen)

[personal profile] beneaththelakeshesleeps 2014-04-17 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
And they say it is not magic, but I do not think I believe them.

It is the same with this device. There must be magic in it, somewhere.
beneaththelakeshesleeps: (Gwen - who cares about ladylike?)

[personal profile] beneaththelakeshesleeps 2014-04-18 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
So you say, Jesse.