tadeadshi: (118)
Tadashi 浜田忠 ([personal profile] tadeadshi) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-06-17 06:15 pm

002. video

[The video opens with a view from inside a car of some bad stand-still traffic, complete with angry horn honking and many car engines humming. And then there's the sound of someone groaning frustratedly a lot closer to the camera and the faint background noise of multiple DS game sound effects.

It's taken then a few extra days longer than he'd planned for them to get to California but that's okay! That's. Okay. They were prepared for this, for the long haul. Just not the 4 hour stand still traffic that came with it. Ugh.

Eventually the person holding the camera finally speaks. Anyone may recognize his voice from such classics as Hiro's Memory Theater or greatest hit single, the televised Shark Park Blind Date that he still doesn't know was televised. Or was a date.

He's been absent from the network for a good two weeks since the dream-comas started so he's a bit out of the loop for a lot of stuff. For anyone that knows him, though, the fact this is video is a pretty big deal. Tadashi forgets for a few seconds he's even recording video before he remembers and speaks up.]


Okay first, please tell me the cities are still in one piece. I'm pretty sure we missed a swear in and I hope everyone had a good time.

Second, if anyone has any good stories while we're stuck in traffic, that'd be awesome. We've listened to the same five playlists for three thousand miles.

[Or in the case of Shinjiro's car, a single cd repeated over and over.]
runningstart: this is just like, so sweet (ww; OMG FOR ME?!?!?!)

voice

[personal profile] runningstart 2015-06-17 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't stop-!

Believe-in!

Hold on to that FEELAYYEEYAYAAAN!
khajidont: (Jaime - seriously unimpressed)

voice - I HOPE THIS IS OKAY JACK

[personal profile] khajidont 2015-06-17 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[From off-screen, clearly a little further away:]

SHUT UP, WALLY!
debauchewy: @vou (orbit)

video/

[personal profile] debauchewy 2015-06-17 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmm, what sort of stories?
hoboagogo: (Look past life as it goes by)

video;

[personal profile] hoboagogo 2015-06-17 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sure he could just like knock on the window, but fuck it. This video shot is of the same traffic... with the exception that Shinjiro is clearly outside of the car, engine shut off for the time being. He will get back in when traffic moves more than a few inches, okay. For now he's leaning against the driver's side door, legs stretching.]

I can't believe all of us thought this was a good idea.

[SO RESIGNED. At least eye of the tiger isn't still on repeat. the one saving grace.]

With as many imports as we have here, you think we could get out of this damn gridlock.

[Someone pick up and car. Someone fly. he doens't care he's just so sick of this.]
khajidont: (Jaime - Competitive Facepalming)

[personal profile] khajidont 2015-06-17 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[No intervention yet, just a LOUD EXASPERATED GROAN SOMEWHERE FROM THE BACK... yeah, that's Jaime.]
debauchewy: @vou (soft play)

[personal profile] debauchewy 2015-06-17 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[In reply to both whoa wait a sec.]

Is Jaime with you? Oh say hi to him for me, okay? [Jaimeee <3]
runningstart: he thinks he's SEXY that's adorable (ww; awww look at the ginger)

[personal profile] runningstart 2015-06-17 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I can help you just listen.
ktfod: (rules)

voice;

[personal profile] ktfod 2015-06-17 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I can lift one of the cars, two might be too dangerous for all of you.

[Serious here. He can do this.]
bassriff: (Bʀᴏᴜɢʜᴛ Bᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ Lɪғᴇ)

voice;

[personal profile] bassriff 2015-06-17 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, that's all you went in with? [horrifying]
runningstart: (ww; WHOAAA I'M SO SURPRISED)

[personal profile] runningstart 2015-06-17 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Clearly delighted and twice as loud:]

STREEEEETLIGHTS!

PEEEEEEOOOPAAAUUUOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHL!!
hoboagogo: (Two out of three ain't bad)

voice;

[personal profile] hoboagogo 2015-06-17 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess we're stuck unless you and Hiro wanna take the cars apart and put 'em back together someplace else.

[Personas aren't useful. Jaime's is a secret. Who knows what Gogo and Honey Lemon have. He doesn't feel like asking Akihiko for anything because he's been stuck in a car with Akihiko for a week.]

I gotta say, so far, I ain't seeing the appeal've California.
orangehoodie: ((ken) 12)

voice;

[personal profile] orangehoodie 2015-06-17 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure that's illegal and also dangerous, Sanada-san.

[between your five million pee breaks and that CD he's so done with you right now]
khajidont: (Jaime - ohmigod we're married)

[personal profile] khajidont 2015-06-17 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[And now twice as loud again (while his carmates can marvel that his voice can actually get this loud, but only for you, speedsters)]

I'M GONNA GIVE ALL OF YOUR SOUVENIRS TO BART IF YOU KEEP THAT UP!
ktfod: (saved by the bell)

voice;

[personal profile] ktfod 2015-06-17 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Are you saying you don't need to pee sometimes and don't like Rocky? Are you doing this?]

Is it illegal for imPorts? I could be okay. I can set the first car down in a more open area and come back for the second.
orangehoodie: ((ken) 63)

voice;

[personal profile] orangehoodie 2015-06-17 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[AFTER 3000 MILES? YES.]

Sanada-san...

Please stay seated with your seat belt on.
ktfod: (standing eight)

voice;

[personal profile] ktfod 2015-06-17 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[I'm sorry, a look. Uh, a look over his shoulder/seat?? Are you talking down to him right now?]
hoboagogo: (Default)

voice;

[personal profile] hoboagogo 2015-06-17 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't Hiro do that with his mind? Or just shove them in that weird backpack he has.

[WHY CAN'T THERE BE EASY SOLUTIONS. A rough sigh, and he tilts his head back.

this sucks. it's hot. they're stuck. He has to take a piss. this is the wost ever.]


Then again, I dunno how complicated it'd be to put back together. And we got all our shit. Man why is there even so much traffic?
bassriff: (Sʟᴇᴀᴛᴇʀ-Kɪɴɴᴇʏ)

voice;

[personal profile] bassriff 2015-06-17 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[she'll judge all she wants, drivin dashi]

... How long have you been driving?

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