009 ♍ text ♍ post angelfall

[glowsferatu]

i need the name of every criminal defense attorney you can think of
thank you

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[heavyhitter]

y, are u being a supervillain again

[glowsferatu]

interestingly enough the opposite is the cause of my trouble today

[aggressiveapathy]

you just missed law rants at the network day

[glowsferatu]

didnt miss
skipped
anywhere kate bishop is self-righteously smearing herself across as many strawmen as she can is somewhere i prefer not to be

[lisping]

waiit what
KN
what diid you do

[glowsferatu]

[ okay, for sollux she should quit sassing a little and start giving facts. ]

dont worry i wasnt arrested
but i have colleagues that were and id like to make sure theyre seen to

[acclimatized]

Why?
What's happened?

[glowsferatu]

for the most part the maurtia falls police department has proven exactly as corrupt as we always knew them to be
we are lucky no one died

[you_tried]

sounds like someone had a good night

[glowsferatu]

partying hard the archangel way!
i think we can all agree that nothing that is possible to experience could ever be more fun than adding a police raid

[glassbox]

Bet I could help. Not personally, 'course, 'cause I don't know a damn thing about the law, but.

[glowsferatu]

not personally
so you know someone who could then

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[cleptes]

Obvious question but is everything okay?

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[glowsferatu]

very obvious
but ill summarize

maurtia falls is crawling with crime
we tried to do something about that crime
the police raided and ravaged my bar and arrested three of my colleagues while injuring others
first priority is the defense of the three but after that some civil suit against the police would probably be my next move

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[ferrisbuellean]

Hi.

Jeff Winger.

[That's all the intro he needs, right? Because he's totally famous and stuff.]

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[glowsferatu]

so ive heard
so other than hearing that youre actually a lawyer who isnt matthew murdock i dont know much about the quality of your work
and not-being-matthew-murdock is rather neutral praise in these circumstances

[slightlyoffchilt]

I would vouch for Winger. I suppose.

[glowsferatu]

you suppose
that isnt exactly a ringing endorsement

[notdaredevil]

There aren't nearly as many as there used to be.
Until recently I was quite sure I was the only imPort defense attorney.
Does this have something to do with all of that

[ Can't say clusterfuck. ]

Extremely public catastrophe.

[glowsferatu]

if its the one last week then no
ive obviously been too preoccupied to see if theyve already gone on to congratulate themselves on their outstanding victory for the public
but i suppose it shouldnt surprise me if they are

but i imagine youve been just dying for the chance to try the case of an unsettled vigilante
we have two here

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[brushoff]

See, I would suggest Winger but I REALLY want you and Murdock just to annoy each other to death.

Plus, I like Winger too much to force you on him.

[ his schadenfreude is off the charts wrt angelfall ]

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[glowsferatu]

[ well, he's not wrong. anyone who not only employs kate bishop but is totally down with her self-righteousness isn't someone kanaya's likely to be friends with. but, more importantly, shut uuuuuuppp, dorian. ]

well if you would use him as a lawyer thats certainly a mark against him

[unconchonable]

wwell wwell wwell wwhat havve wwe here
gettin yourself into trouble wwith the pink skinned sacks a swwill are you
i thought youd knoww better than that

[glowsferatu]

not myself im still free [ well, for certain definitions of the word. ]
i hardly have the luxury of legal trouble while youre running about
so dont rest on your laurels just yet

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[justimom]

Are you in trouble?

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[glowsferatu]

personally no
i am associated with people who are in trouble
and as a consequence of that association i am responsible for seeing that theyre taken care of
that is simply the way of things