maskormenace | ★ 007 | Video (Backdated to June 30th)

[The camera is flicked on, already expertly focused. Josuke's doing, in case you wondered. But then, he's a teenager. He ought to be experienced if only for all the selfies he's taken!

Sitting next to him at a table outside an ice cream shop called What's the Scoop? is Hisoka. Unlike Josuke, the magician is busy with a gumball popsicle and doesn't appear to be paying any attention to the camera at the moment. The teenager, on the other hand, is already ready and eager to talk a little 'business' with the network...]

Okay, my friend and I had this amazing idea a while back! [Josuke throws an arm around Hisoka's neck and tugs him closer in a headlock. This involves you, buddy! Let the people see how amped you are!] See, we've been wanting to play some paintball, but then we got to thinking...why not make it an open invite? For imPorts, I mean.

[There's no jump at Josuke's sudden headlock but Hisoka definitely stops eating his ice cream to almost uncomfortably stare at the foreign limb slung over him. Only to then look down to see half of the popsicle he was eating now on the ground. Thanks Josuke.]

Mm... [A pause before he glances up to put in his two cents, just dropping the rest of his popsicle and the stick on the ground.]

An open invitation, yes, and we've already chosen the location. All you have to do is pick your own partner... or partners. It really doesn't matter how many of you there are. Though, to have the most fun? The more the merrier.

Yeah, and like, how many of you can resist an opportunity to pelt this guy in the face with paintballs, am I right? [Josuke nods in Hisoka's direction before sliding his arm off the other man's shoulders, though of course his smirk remains in place.] I'll be honest, though, 'cause I feel like it wouldn't be fair if I didn't warn you guys... Hisoka and I? We're gonna be on a team, so if you think we're gonna make it easy for ya, think again.

[Leaning forward to pick up the camera, Josuke cocks his head to the side, eyes bright with unbridled fun and mischief.]

If you're interested and you think you can keep up, then be ready for the 18th. Hisoka or I will text you the location the day before the game's on.

Oh...and one final thing. [Are you guys still listening? If you plan to play, you should be!] It's anything goes as long as it ain't lethal!

[And that's, as they say, that. Josuke hangs up, though not before a horrified yelp from the teenager can be heard...]

Fuck! Hisoka, I think you got ice cream on my new shoes!

[OOC: Quick edit! The post has been backdated to June 30th for scheduling reasons, and the date of the game itself has been moved to July 18th.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

yeah
UNSC space marine

gonna get rusty at this rate
[Maine's A-game involves live ammo are you sure.]

[Is it a power? If it's a power, all that was said was 'not lethal'. Josuke can heal people, so if kneecaps and shit are getting blasted, it's kind of still within the 'rules' that've been established. If 'anything goes' can be considered 'rules' at all.]

space.......marine...
huh, so u like, fly around up there in space n stuff?
as cool as that sounds, u think thats gonna help u a whole lot down here, buddy?

[So, yeah, he's pretty sure...

...maybe.]

[No he just owns actual guns with bullets in them and has very loose morals. He won't shoot to kill if it helps.]

Soldier, not a fucking astronaut
Still have ground missions in the colonies
Still use guns
a lot
[I'm gonna wreck u kid]

[Actual guns. Pfffft. You like, need to reload that shit. Sounds like a lot of trouble.]

touchy aren't ya

well whatever, as long as u put up a good fight i'll be looking forward to this

[Bring it, helmet-head. Josuke'd love to teach you all about how great he is at fixing and wrecking shit.]

[ALL THE MORE REASON WHY HE WON'T HAVE ANY TROUBLE WITH YOUR SILLY PAINTBALL ONES!!!]

Is CQC allowed or can you only use your gun
[Because the best fight Maine can bring involves his fists.]

anything goes except lethal stuff

u wanna brawl, go 4 it

[In fact, the closer the better for Josuke.]

That's good to know, I'll bring my B game then
A game probably lethal

[He hasn't properly tested out his new level of strength from the porter but he has to assume.]

that sounds like a better idea

b game it is then

So what do I need to bring
When and where

ur b game and ur wits
we r gonna supply equipment but if u wanna bring ur own extra padding go 4 it

weekend of the 18th. aint saying where just yet but we will the day b4 the game.

I'll wear my armor

See you then, kid

★ 007 | Video (Backdated to June 30th)

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