worstever: (ejaculate is a perfectly fine word tuck)
AGENT WASHINGTON ([personal profile] worstever) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-07-06 06:57 pm

001 | VIDEO | JOINT WITH [personal profile] bestever

[hey, network: did you need more dudes in massive armor? i think you did. he shifts, maybe uncomfortably? it's hard to tell, on account of the helmet.]

My name is Agent Washington. [okay, 'name' is pushing it, but he's already out of his comfort zone, here. this is clearly not a man who uses social networking in a non-business capacity.] Normally, I wouldn't do this, but "interdimensional kidnapping" seemed like an exception as far as asking stupid questions goes. I got the basic run-down from the soldiers at the teleporter installation, but I know better than to take a recruitment speech at face value. If anyone wants to fill in the blanks, it's more than welcome.

[yeah, that seems like a great introduction, wash, it's so devoid of personal information. PERFECT. church pipes up, loudly, from offscreen:]

"What, that's it? How about you try what the fuck is going on here, instead? I want some actual, you know, answers. When was the last time you got anything done by being polite?"

[wash just sort of.... ignores it... like he isn't even there.....]

Any help is appreciated. Washington out.

[blue team COs arrive together and get stuck going to the same apartment, and so, lucky you, network, you get double the jackass for the price of one. church might reply to toplevels, so BEWARE OF ASSHOLE.]
glitchinthesystem: (hmmm)

[personal profile] glitchinthesystem 2015-07-16 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You can if you want. It depends if I feel like answering.