maskormenace | Capsule 001 💊 (Video)

[If there's one thing you never want to do, it's recruit Kaneda for anything that he didn't want to be a part of originally. Because getting teenagers to do ANYTHING you want them to never goes over well. In hindsight, the city should've known that. But being recruited for some military position? Doing a job (and an awful one at that, in Kaneda's opinion)? You might as well sign the release form now and let him get back on with his life.

But they didn't. Which...complicates things.

He doesn't leave a moment to cool off, flicking on the communication device to reveal a...very upset, very angry Kaneda.

Understandably. He already lost most of his life and friends. Two more just takes the proverbial cake. So the government might have to work a little bit to get Kaneda to cooperate, just a little.]

HEY! Anyone going to tell me what's going on without using crazy talk? Where my friends are? I don't exactly trust authority.

[They kind of fucked up his friend mega.]

And where's my freakin' bike?

[Ah, there's the teenage boy problems we all know and love. After all, why read the information when you can yell about it?]

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C--C'mon old man, you're pulling my leg. Magic?

I mean, I know things like psychics exist but...it's a stretch really calling it magic.

...And I meant the eyepatch.

[And the rest of you.]

Nope. I'm dead serious. I got a couple roommates who do it everyday. Like it's nothing. Know a few more who'd blow your mind with it.

[Bull just chuckles.]

Well. That's what you get when you get an eye cut out.

[For a moment, he has the most dumbfounded look on his face. Not just about the magic--he'd get to that later. But how casually Bull just admitted he had his eye carved out by...somethin--one.

...]

Ahaha!

[Okay, that' got a laugh out of him.]

Okay, you got me there, pops. Still, not the kind of guy I'd see in a place like this.

Hey, you asked.

[Like Bull has any reason not to brag about horrific injury.]

You were expecting someone less... built?

Not exactly the word I would use.

...

Old fashioned. There we go.

Old... fashioned...

That's new.

You know--you look like you're outta...medieval times or something. Or at least, that what I've seen. You're not from Japan, that's for sure.

...

Are you?

[Suddenly doubting how much he pays attention in class, this one.]

[SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH.]

I'm Qunari. And no, I'm not from anywhere called "Japan."

Oh.

...

So. What's a Quin--arry?

[What he is, Dumbass.]

A fucking bird. That's what a canary is.

A Qunari? Me. That's what.

[A hand goes through his hair, idly trying to shake off that mispronunciation. HE PAYS ATTENTION OK SHUT UP.]

So like...you some kind of mutant?

Part human part cow?

Oh for fuck's sake...

No. Just. Qunari. Everyone looks like this back home. Okay?

Wait, everyone's half cow?

Do you guys have mirrors back there too? Hope not.

No one is half cow.

Oooohkay. Okay, whatever, old man.

So what's your name?

[Oh, you're gonna love this one, Kaneda.]

Qunari don't get names. We get numbers.

We pick nicknames that suit us.

Names, nicknames. They're what you answer to, right? That's what's important here.

Here, I'll start!

I'm Kaneda.

Sure, fine.

The Iron Bull. The article is important.

I KNEW IT.

You're a cow.

It's The Iron Bull.

Bull, cow. Same difference.

Either way, I was right. The Cow.

[Kaneda you're gonna get your ass beat.]

It's not even remotely the same.

Okay, YOU tell me the difference.

[He folds his arms YEAH GO FOR IT BULL.]

Bulls have dicks, kid. They've got balls and dicks.

Cows don't.

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[He's about to sputter something at Bull--on account of being unable to think of anything decent to say back--]

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