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[lackey]

hey ppl . ppl i kno & ppl i dont kno. havnt said hey 2 evrybody in a long time. sry bout that. rly should say hey more ofen. just dont usualy have anything else 2 say u kno ? like u cant just b like

hey

& then put that on the net

ppld b like wat ?
cant just say hey dude
gotta say sumthin else

&thats my prob. nuthin else 2 say. xcept 2day ! 2day ive been here 1 yr. 1 yr minus 1 month. hopin i dont lose dec this yr. i like dec. gonna b my kids 1st bday in dec. still dont kno if kids a boy or girl. if gov decides 2 give xmas presents 2 imports mayb they could send sum info getin god machene 2 my world 4 me. get that info. a dads gotta kno u kno. but id setl 4 just getin 2 see dec. not picky.

anyway other stuff. lost my phone thing 4 a wile there. thoght sumbody stole it. but then i found it undr my new bed. doesnt mean it wasnt stoln. sumbody or sumbodys like a group of ppl ( & im not sayin the gov i mean more like a bunch of rusians go usa ) coulda taken it & checkd whats on it & then put it back. mayb a group of ppl do that w / all the phone things. wile ur sleepin or w / ur girl or guy or w /e . ( im still sayin rusians not gov ) ( rly sneeky rusians )

guess thats all 4 now. nice 2 meet u newer not here 4 1 yr minus 1 month ppl. im mike. i kno it says that on my mesages but i still like sayin it.

And to keep people from thinking my brain is quitting on me here is me typing normal and using the spell checker.

( takes 4ever 2 txt like that )

Comments

[quantifies]

Amazing. I almost did not believe it was still you typing when I read that.

[lackey]

u wanna kno a sekret ? cours u do everybody likes sekrets. i didnt type that part. i paid sum1 else 2 do it. i found a dude who just rites normal 4 ppl & i hired him & now he folows me round. i pay him $ 5 4 every time i need normal txt ritin !

[quantifies]

Bah gropa. That is not a sensible investment. you may soon run out of money.

[lackey]

i could always start 1 of those things where ppl give $$$ to a good cause ?

[quantifies]

I do not believe that is a good cause.

[lackey]

dude

[quantifies]

That is not my designation.

[lackey]

what ?

I feel like I should just always use this icon for Mike

[quantifies]

I am designated Croach the Tracker, not Croach the Dude.

Or Dude the Tracker.

it is pretty much perfect for these convos yes

[lackey]

yea itd b the 1st 1.

i think.

ur that alien dude. crotch the alien dude.

[quantifies]

Now you are mocking me. Do not.

[lackey]

or what alien dude ?

[quantifies]

I will seek you out for single combat.

[Is he bluffing? Maybe. Maybe not.]

[lackey]

u mean a fight ?

[quantifies]

You would designate it that.

[lackey]

how do aliens fight ?

[quantifies]

Extremely well.

[lackey]

no no i mean like weapons u got a laser gun or a laser sword or what

[quantifies]

I did not possess my laser axe upon my body at the time I was transported. So no. I do not.

[lackey]

[Laser... axe...]

no weapons then ?

[quantifies]

No weapons.

[lackey]

& how big r u ? just u kno 4 the record

[quantifies]

I am of average size for my species, but I do not see the relevance.

[lackey]

well i dont want the fight 2 be unfair. if im waaay bigr than u.

[quantifies]

It would not be unfair. I would have greater healing capabilities regardless.