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Agent North Dakota ([personal profile] misterintegrity) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-08-12 01:06 am

audio; joint post

[There's two voices already arguing as they turn on the transmitter, although their voices are quieter.]

South, I don't know if immediately broadcasting our location is the best ide-

We can either try it, North, or sit here with our thumbs up our asses until someone-

I'm just saying, we don't have to go around telling everybody where we are or even who we are. Our priority needs to be establishing contact with familiar faces and-

...It's on, isn't it.


...Smooth, North. HEY! This is Agents North and South Dak-fuck!

[The microphone sounds like it's being slapped around in the struggle between the two agents, coupled with the CLACK of armor.]

--OW! Don't bite, what is wrong with you!

You started it! Get off me-!

Stop acting like a child and GIVE ME THE-

FUCK YOU- OW!

Hah! [There's a final rustle of the microphone.] Hello, this is Agents North and South Dakota. We would appreciate the help of anyone who has information on other Imports with an Agent-plus-State Name designation.

[Muffled in the background.] I’m going to punch you in the ass!

You can try, kiddo. [Back toward the microphone:] We're grateful for any information you may have. North, over and out.

[OOC: If you want just one or the other of the twins, specify in your comment header which one you want. otherwise we'll either set up an order or both North (here) and South ([personal profile] missinferiority) will tag separately.]
bestever: (FLICKER; a very minor case)

[personal profile] bestever 2015-08-12 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Transferred? You still--

[fuck fuck fuck wash told him not to talk to tucker he's fucKING IT UP,] Uh. A lot. A lot happened.
bestsword: awkward @ dw (microwave minutes are longer than normal)

[personal profile] bestsword 2015-08-12 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Epsilon remember how Tucker's voice can go up that half octave because it's happening now.]

Yeah, no crAP! How did I know you'd be involved in this somehow you asshole?

[How is Church always involved with Freelancers how]
bestever: (CONCERN; you really smell like dog buns?)

[personal profile] bestever 2015-08-12 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
[somehow, he feels like tuck isn't quite ready for the answer. maybe it's wash's warning, maybe it's blatantly mistaking him for the alpha. maybe it's just the blues.] Uuuuuuh, because I'm cool and interesting? [he can hope, right?]
bestsword: awkward @ dw (we just walked into this party and)

[personal profile] bestsword 2015-08-12 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Of all the things you are, those are definitely not it.

What's the real story, Church.
bestever: (DROOP; chopped up his entire staff)

[personal profile] bestever 2015-08-12 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
... Okay, fine. Sure. Whatever. If you won't take cool and interesting, then how about intergalactically disgraced and on the run from the law?
Edited 2015-08-12 05:59 (UTC)
bestsword: awkward @ dw (his dick got so hard in his pants)

[personal profile] bestsword 2015-08-12 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[He's not a total moron; Church sounds different than when he was yelling at him in the street the other day and it's not the voice level that's different. There's just. something and he can't quite put a finger on it.]

Little more believable, work on it some more.
bestever: (PAUSE; i could fight any animal)

[personal profile] bestever 2015-08-12 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god! I literally can't give you more information, it's all classified!
bestsword: awkward @ dw (just found out I slapped a vegan)

[personal profile] bestsword 2015-08-12 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Classif--

Oh fuck you, you asshole!

[When has 'classified' ever fucking mattered between the sim soldiers??? Besides that, they aren't even at home anymore!

Either way he's hanging up on this one. SOMEONE MIGHT... BE A LITTLE BITTER.]