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[burnmetwice]

[He'd been putting this off for a lot of reasons, In part because of how completely nuts things had been lately this seemed like a really douchebag time to be drawing attention to himself—especially since he had stayed out of the damn way when everyone went crazy. So he'd waited for a few non-crises posts to go up before making his move. But then there was the other reason; there was always an anxious ball of dread in the pit of his stomach at the thought of addressing such a huge audience of people for what boiled down to his own problems.

But he had to do it. His roller rink job (besides driving him insane was not getting him cash fast enough. His voice comes over the network, tripping over itself and he's talking a little too fast in places, rambling, but at least he's not mumbling.]

Er, sssooo, uh, h-hopefully this is alright to ask?? Pretty sure I saw someone asking about job stuff the other day. People use this network for a lot of stuff so I assume it's fine... I'm kind of looking for a job. —I have a job already! I mean, another job. Additionally. I'm not trying to get rid of my other job even though it is literally hell.

A-anyway, I've done construction before... But I was hoping for something to counterbalance my other job, kinda, I do a lot of standing around watching people skate around in circles for hours and hours, so slowly, sssooo. Slowly. It's like watching an old person texting so slow it is physically painful to witness.

—So I was looking for, I dunno, delivery work or something... Pizza, mysterious packages, whatever. Going really fucking fast probably isn't a skill that's at a premium in a place like this but it will be the fastest pizza of your life, I promise. So fast it will be redundant because you'll have to wait for it to cool!

Maybe?? Other speed-types have suggestions?? Or maybe you don't want me cutting into your work. Er.

Uh, thanks.

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[burnmetwice]

I'm good!

[except his voice is kind of high and hoarse at the same time, somehow.]

R-really.

[outlawrain]

...Y'don't sound good. Y'sound like you're about to throw up just talkin' to me.

[It's a talent, clearly.]

Take a deep breath. Really! You'll feel better!

[burnmetwice]

Ugh, do I really sound that bad...

[outlawrain]

Just a bit! But it ain't nothin' a little confidence can't fix!

[Moses not everyone is brimming with confidence like you are. You walk around shirtless. Have some damn chill.]

[burnmetwice]

[Moses you keep doing you that's a public service]

Yeah, I'll pick some up next time I make a milk run.

[outlawrain]

[you know what's a real public service? this body. check out deez guns.]

Y'could do it shirtless! That'll bring some confidence into ya!

[burnmetwice]

[Get a permit for that shit Moses]

What.

[outlawrain]

[No can do he's the super fly.]

Yeah! That's a great idea! You should walk around shirtless!

[burnmetwice]

You have no idea what I even look like!

[outlawrain]

...Why does that matter?

[burnmetwice]

... Uh...

It just does, okay.

[This should be obvious!!]

[outlawrain]

...Okay, unless you're under ten years old, that ain't an answer you can use!

[It is not, quit being a butt and show your abs.]

[burnmetwice]

Why do you want to see me shirtless?! Are you some kind of pervert?!

[outlawrain]

Hey, hey, whoa! I never said I wanted to see ya shirtless! Just that it'll make ya confident!