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Houka Inumuta | 犬牟田 宝火 ([personal profile] databoner) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-04-21 10:27 am

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[The video broadcast comes from Inumuta's communicator, nicely and evenly propped up. If anyone cares to look at where he is location-wise, it seems to be a library. A school library, to be exact. Who knew Heropa had a University?

But moving on, don't people like him usually use text? He looks (and is) a complete computer nerd, wearing some kind of really stupid looking jacket-turtleneck combo. The collar of that jacket-turtleneck is high up, over his mouth even. How's he going to talk to you with such a high collar?

Well that's helped by the fact that his high collar parts itself open when he moves to speak.
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Hello. My name is Inumuta.

[And it zips back up. And then, unzips again between his pausing.]

I've already spoken to several of you, but I thought I should take this opportunity to introduce myself more publicly.

I've also noticed there has been a lot of conflict here. From murders and acts of violence to arguments over whether one should register versus remaining anonymous. To better gauge our small populace's attitude, I've put together a short survey of simple questions. It would be helpful to me if it was answered with the most truthful answer. If you'd prefer to tell me in private, there is the anonymous option as well.

Or, if you'd rather not tell me at all, please don't bother wasting my time with some kind of sarcastic comment like "don't tell me what to do!" or "why don't you tell me first?" Instead, I recommend doing something actually productive with your life, perhaps like taking up horticulture or reading a book. I have a few good recommendations for you, if you'd prefer the latter.

Thank you for your cooperation.

[And then following this transmission, there's a short text with the questions he mentioned earlier.]

Please rate questions 2-5 on a scale of one to five. One being "I strongly disagree" and five being "I strongly agree."

1. Your name?
2. Are you happy here?
3. Were you in the middle of "something important" before arriving here?
4. Were you given additional abilities upon arriving here?
5. Are you happy with these abilities you have?
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[personal profile] larker 2014-04-21 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
What can I say? They always do mention that politics and religion should never mix, I'm just doing them the favor :)
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[personal profile] larker 2014-04-21 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Just about. I'm an archangel. What about you? You must be "a human", one of those things Dad made, right?

[See, he can do quotation marks too.]
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[personal profile] larker 2014-04-21 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wait, what? Gabriel's just squinting at his device. He's not sure if it's the question, or the fact Inumuta just threw it out there like that.]

If you're talking slicing bits off and putting them in dishes under microscopes, I'd have to decline.
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[personal profile] larker 2014-04-21 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
You just made that sound even creepier than the other option. Can't you just go read a bible like everyone else?
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[personal profile] larker 2014-04-21 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[It was definitely creepy, right up there on the creepometer....]

And what data is that? Spit it out kid, I'm not agreeing to shit without the details.
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[personal profile] larker 2014-04-21 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Such are the hazards of text.]

That sounds like some dungeons and dragons crap right there, kid, I'll be honest with you. Pass, for now. If I get time later then I'll be sure to give you a shout.

[That and some things are just best left unknown.]
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[personal profile] larker 2014-04-21 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Siiiigh.]

Look. 173cm. Average. I stopped counting, but the vessel is from BC times at least and I was tall then, okay. Heart rate is between 70 and 80. HP/SP/Powerlevel- no.
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[personal profile] larker 2014-04-21 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh huh. Np.

My turn. What's with the turtleneck?
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[personal profile] larker 2014-04-21 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, it's not the most unusual thing Gabriel has ever seen.]

Worried about people lip reading?
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[personal profile] larker 2014-04-21 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds fair. I knew someone once who shaved their eyebrows off completely and didn't draw them on or anything. They said without those eyebrows, no-one could accurately read their expression.
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[personal profile] larker 2014-04-21 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
That's what he said. Shame he didn't stick around long enough, would have been hilarious to test that out.
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[personal profile] larker 2014-04-23 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Only 90% Maybe I should have rubbed it in his face some more.