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[It's video time with Jeff! Why can't he just do text like normal people, you ask? Because then the world wouldn't be able to see his beautiful face, duh. He's at his desk, lounging like a pro with a full glass of scotch held at eye line, managing to look somewhat thoughtful as he keeps his narrowed eyes on the alcohol before him.]

I went home like a month ago. Did one of those away for a day, lived a year things. Kinda makes you wonder what game the Porter's playing with crap like that, some weird ass brand of temptation and torture all in one.

So, real talk here, imPorts... If we all got told they didn't want us any more, that we got 24 hours to decide whether to go home or stay here forever, what would you do? Is what you built up here enough to keep you? Or are you just gonna be counting down the hours to get back and see those you left behind?

Pretty deep stuff, huh?

[He finally looks to the camera, just starting to reach to turn it off, before...]

Oh! And uh, season one of my show is drawing to a close soon. I know you've all been watching it avidly. Gotta start considering my options for next season, so wanna guest star? Got ideas? Wanna be in the crew? Hit me up. Time to make season two even better than the first. [And he's out, with a final, winning smile.]

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Yes, but you should do a feature on the woman who was responsible for your office in the first place. How she gave you a chance.

[And a great discount to boot.]

Only with less Lifetime movie cheese.

You really want that sort of publicity? Might get the wrong kind of attention in your legitimate place of business.

Not if I'm trying to appeal to a wider customer base. At the same time, I don't want to attract the wrong kind of customer.

[Hmm.]

What if you casually name dropped my business?

I can do that, no problem. Just gotta mention my office location. Maybe do a few shots standing outside the store for better effect.

You're the best, Jeff. [SMILE.] That should be enough to attract the right kind of attention.

It would. I get so many rich housewives watching my show, you wouldn't believe. They're just your kind of demographic.

Doesn't surprise me that you have that kind of demographic. [ Because he's nice to look at. ] But anything to get me what I need.

Are you free later?

Yup! Always for you, darling. What do you need?

You, alcohol and a bed.

It's like you read my mind.

One of my undisclosed superpowers.

[She's joking.]

Is my place okay?

Wouldn't surprise me. [He's not judging.]

Yeah. No problem. I'll bring me and the alcohol.

I finish work at five today so come by the apartment around six or seven. You pick.

Don't mind really.

I'll come for seven. [Gives him a chance to go home and freshen up. And pet all the doges. And work out.]

See you then.

I'll see you then.

[With a smile, Bela ends the feed.]

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