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Jeffrey Tobias Winger ([personal profile] textualhealing) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-09-01 06:10 pm

003 | video

[It's video time with Jeff! Why can't he just do text like normal people, you ask? Because then the world wouldn't be able to see his beautiful face, duh. He's at his desk, lounging like a pro with a full glass of scotch held at eye line, managing to look somewhat thoughtful as he keeps his narrowed eyes on the alcohol before him.]

I went home like a month ago. Did one of those away for a day, lived a year things. Kinda makes you wonder what game the Porter's playing with crap like that, some weird ass brand of temptation and torture all in one.

So, real talk here, imPorts... If we all got told they didn't want us any more, that we got 24 hours to decide whether to go home or stay here forever, what would you do? Is what you built up here enough to keep you? Or are you just gonna be counting down the hours to get back and see those you left behind?

Pretty deep stuff, huh?

[He finally looks to the camera, just starting to reach to turn it off, before...]

Oh! And uh, season one of my show is drawing to a close soon. I know you've all been watching it avidly. Gotta start considering my options for next season, so wanna guest star? Got ideas? Wanna be in the crew? Hit me up. Time to make season two even better than the first. [And he's out, with a final, winning smile.]
itistolaugh: (Isn't this just lovely and normal?)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-09-02 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
its ok theres no shame in it
itistolaugh: That masseuse has still got it. (I'll... I'll rub what she's rubbing.)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-09-02 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
it doesnt so why are you getting so upset about it
itistolaugh: (People Eating Tasty Animals?)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-09-03 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
nah im good
your abs are very nice
calm down
itistolaugh: What are you going, Jeff? (We're naked and our balls are out.)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-09-03 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
no that sounds boring and awful
itistolaugh: (This scenario is okay if you're Greek.)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-09-03 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
that is not a real thing
itistolaugh: and just pop that sucker right out! (Someone's gonna punch my good eye)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-09-03 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
UGH FINE OK ill watch one
itistolaugh: It's that fucking neck, man. (I think I'm in love with a goose.)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-09-08 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
OMG IM SOOOO EXCITED THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST!!11!!!
itistolaugh: (Isn't this just lovely and normal?)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-09-09 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
so its bribery now? not that im complaining
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (The title "Pendar" is an abbrevation)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-09-11 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
i will also accept cash
itistolaugh: That masseuse has still got it. (I'll... I'll rub what she's rubbing.)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-09-15 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
what
i dont really understand how we got from point a to b
but okay?


[ Oh my god A to B SHE JUST GOT THAT GODDAMN RIDDLE. EDDIE!!1!! ]
Edited 2015-09-15 00:16 (UTC)
itistolaugh: (The Kobayashi Maru of massages.)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-09-16 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
oh i didnt even know about the last thing
nice bonus

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