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[textualhealing]

[It's video time with Jeff! Why can't he just do text like normal people, you ask? Because then the world wouldn't be able to see his beautiful face, duh. He's at his desk, lounging like a pro with a full glass of scotch held at eye line, managing to look somewhat thoughtful as he keeps his narrowed eyes on the alcohol before him.]

I went home like a month ago. Did one of those away for a day, lived a year things. Kinda makes you wonder what game the Porter's playing with crap like that, some weird ass brand of temptation and torture all in one.

So, real talk here, imPorts... If we all got told they didn't want us any more, that we got 24 hours to decide whether to go home or stay here forever, what would you do? Is what you built up here enough to keep you? Or are you just gonna be counting down the hours to get back and see those you left behind?

Pretty deep stuff, huh?

[He finally looks to the camera, just starting to reach to turn it off, before...]

Oh! And uh, season one of my show is drawing to a close soon. I know you've all been watching it avidly. Gotta start considering my options for next season, so wanna guest star? Got ideas? Wanna be in the crew? Hit me up. Time to make season two even better than the first. [And he's out, with a final, winning smile.]

Comments

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[textualhealing]

My show has all of that too.

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[cupio]

if you're lying i'll leave a one star review.

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[textualhealing]

There's plenty of romance. And there was an explosion once! And idk probably someone somewhere on my show is a secret vampire. If there's werewolves here then there must be vampires.

[So yeah, he was lying.]

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[cupio]

uh huh.
is the vampire thing going to be dramatically revealed, or?

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[textualhealing]

It can be. Once I find out who the vampire is. I'll make it the biggest ever reveal. Maybe I'm the vampire!!!!
Spoilers; I'm not.

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[cupio]

maybe you are!
maybe this is a double bluff.

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[textualhealing]

Ah, crap. You got me.

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[cupio]

maybe i'm writing an exposé as we speak

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[textualhealing]

[Maybe he rly is a vampire!! No he's not.]

Ok good. if you need pics lmk. I have so many good ones of me.

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[cupio]

[ omg she called it. ]

but dude no i need photos of you looking shifty as hell.
how else will it be an expose?

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[textualhealing]

Ok if you show up at my office as the sun goes down I will walk out the building looking super shifty just for you.

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[cupio]

amazing.
this will be the scandal of the year.

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[textualhealing]

I get a cut of any moola made, right??

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[cupio]

yeah.
i only need money for leggings and pop tarts.

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[textualhealing]

A fine selection.
What flavor pop tarts?

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[cupio]

chocolate, duh.

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[textualhealing]

But why not s'mores?!