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Jeffrey Tobias Winger ([personal profile] textualhealing) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-09-01 06:10 pm

003 | video

[It's video time with Jeff! Why can't he just do text like normal people, you ask? Because then the world wouldn't be able to see his beautiful face, duh. He's at his desk, lounging like a pro with a full glass of scotch held at eye line, managing to look somewhat thoughtful as he keeps his narrowed eyes on the alcohol before him.]

I went home like a month ago. Did one of those away for a day, lived a year things. Kinda makes you wonder what game the Porter's playing with crap like that, some weird ass brand of temptation and torture all in one.

So, real talk here, imPorts... If we all got told they didn't want us any more, that we got 24 hours to decide whether to go home or stay here forever, what would you do? Is what you built up here enough to keep you? Or are you just gonna be counting down the hours to get back and see those you left behind?

Pretty deep stuff, huh?

[He finally looks to the camera, just starting to reach to turn it off, before...]

Oh! And uh, season one of my show is drawing to a close soon. I know you've all been watching it avidly. Gotta start considering my options for next season, so wanna guest star? Got ideas? Wanna be in the crew? Hit me up. Time to make season two even better than the first. [And he's out, with a final, winning smile.]
infomodder: however did that happen how mysterious and unfortunate (oh no did you kill him oh dear)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-09-03 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
If you have a wider range of colors and patterns, they'll probably go over better than just slapping them on primary colors. It's boring, basic, overlooked, and overused. Is that what you want your name and face associated with?

[HE REALLY WANTS PLAID PANTIES NOW]
infomodder: let's talk about you and me and dog balls (let's talk about sex baby)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-09-04 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
What standards?

[and manly hugs will be given in appreciation]
infomodder: please r&r NO FLAMES i JUST got over encephalitis!!! (hey gais dis my first fanfic ^^;;)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-09-04 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll pencil that in after lunch.
infomodder: and an haughty spirit before a fall (pride goeth before destruction)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-09-04 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about now.

[During, lbr. Because then he's actually fucking himself. Hilarious.]
infomodder: come on look at us we're like butch cassidy and the sundance kid! (we're not enemies are we)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-09-04 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I need to get back to work.

[bye felicia]
infomodder: i say, offend in every way (speak until i break; with every word)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-09-04 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
See you at home.

[Will's answer is probably pretty obvious with that. He'd stay, if he had the choice.]