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[It's video time with Jeff! Why can't he just do text like normal people, you ask? Because then the world wouldn't be able to see his beautiful face, duh. He's at his desk, lounging like a pro with a full glass of scotch held at eye line, managing to look somewhat thoughtful as he keeps his narrowed eyes on the alcohol before him.]

I went home like a month ago. Did one of those away for a day, lived a year things. Kinda makes you wonder what game the Porter's playing with crap like that, some weird ass brand of temptation and torture all in one.

So, real talk here, imPorts... If we all got told they didn't want us any more, that we got 24 hours to decide whether to go home or stay here forever, what would you do? Is what you built up here enough to keep you? Or are you just gonna be counting down the hours to get back and see those you left behind?

Pretty deep stuff, huh?

[He finally looks to the camera, just starting to reach to turn it off, before...]

Oh! And uh, season one of my show is drawing to a close soon. I know you've all been watching it avidly. Gotta start considering my options for next season, so wanna guest star? Got ideas? Wanna be in the crew? Hit me up. Time to make season two even better than the first. [And he's out, with a final, winning smile.]

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I can tell this joke is lost on you.

Hardly seemed like a very good joke if the reference is specific to your land.

Technically it's specific to Neverland. And hey, you coulda been from the same world.

Edited 2015-09-03 19:13 (UTC)

I believe I would know if you ever set foot on my island. The only adults that were ever there were pirates and some unwanted tyrants. You were neither.

What about children at heart?

Well, I certainly would remember it if you were there. Perhaps it was another Neverland you visited and not my own.

Nah, I never visited any Neverland. Sounds like a pretty sweet place though.

It was, but, it's a far off memory now.

But, look at me, sounding all misty eyed and nostalgic. I didn't even ask your name.

Jeff Winger. You mean you haven't been watching my show?

You mean like a play? No, unfortunately I haven't. Living in the woods I don't tend to come to the city a lot.

Like a TV show. [Which isn't a play, you weird kid who claims to be Peter Pan.]

What do you do in the woods?

[ Wow, he is Peter Pan. No claiming to be. ]
I live in them of course. What do you do in the city?

[Whatever!]

Enjoy what the city has to offer. Like. Bars and clothing stores. You don't have those in the woods.

We also don't have rules in the woods. Which the city unfortunately has.

But that's where I come in. People like me are there to make sure rules aren't gonna tie you down. You can do anything in the city so long as you know the right people.

I suppose so, but, you're not like many other of the adults here, are you? Far more bold and daring by the sounds of it.

Then be one of the bold an daring. Don't let society be the thing that's keeping you in those woods. Enjoy the freedom of nature in this concrete jungle and do whatever the crap you want.

[ Jeff, no. You don't know what you're saying to this evil kid. ]

Hm, I think I will.

Thank you- [ a moment to check the name out. ]

Jeff. I may just throw a bit of a party.

[Peter Pan isn't evil! Disney would have said so because they are always 100% accurate with characterisation.]

Just remember who to invite when you do.

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