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[It's video time with Jeff! Why can't he just do text like normal people, you ask? Because then the world wouldn't be able to see his beautiful face, duh. He's at his desk, lounging like a pro with a full glass of scotch held at eye line, managing to look somewhat thoughtful as he keeps his narrowed eyes on the alcohol before him.]

I went home like a month ago. Did one of those away for a day, lived a year things. Kinda makes you wonder what game the Porter's playing with crap like that, some weird ass brand of temptation and torture all in one.

So, real talk here, imPorts... If we all got told they didn't want us any more, that we got 24 hours to decide whether to go home or stay here forever, what would you do? Is what you built up here enough to keep you? Or are you just gonna be counting down the hours to get back and see those you left behind?

Pretty deep stuff, huh?

[He finally looks to the camera, just starting to reach to turn it off, before...]

Oh! And uh, season one of my show is drawing to a close soon. I know you've all been watching it avidly. Gotta start considering my options for next season, so wanna guest star? Got ideas? Wanna be in the crew? Hit me up. Time to make season two even better than the first. [And he's out, with a final, winning smile.]

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A whole universe isn't going to go into stasis just because you're not there to observe it. That's just an illusion created by the Porter's time-travel capabilities. [Which he has yet to duplicate, much to his chagrin.]

It would split regardless - all possible realities exist simultaneously, that's the basis of the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics.

[Pause. Wat.]

I have a friend who would love you.

Do you now?

[More science bros for the science club? SCIENCE SCIENCE SCIENCE.]

He's big into the whole multiverse and realities crap. He was talking about places like this long before any of us were listening.

[And Jeff shot him down time and time again for it.]

Imagine that! You know, I think he just might have been on to something. [</sarcasm>]

I know right! Needs more investigating tho.

Definitely. You can never be too sure.

Seems you have good taste in friends, at any rate. [Qubit no, someone like you does not represent "good taste in friends."] So what's your field? Film?

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I have the best taste in everything. Field is TV and law. Both and also individually. Back home it was law, this place gave me a law tv show. You don't watch it?

No. In fairness, I hardly watch TV to begin with, but I'm not really interested in reality shows.

It's a documentary!

Oh, is it? In that case, I may give it a look once I have some time. What's it called?

Wingerman; Lawyer at Large. It's episodic, following a handsome lawyer and his daily life as an imPort lawyer trying to find his way in a new legal system. Definitely the best show out there atm.

Of course. And I'm sure you say this completely without bias.

[Frankly it still sounds like a reality show to him.]

Obviously. I'll get you a copy of s1

You really don't have to.

Hey it's no problem at all! I can have it sent to you. Totally important for imPorts to support each other.

Who's supporting who here?

Works both ways. But you really should think about supporting me 100%.

We'll see. [Maybe if your show's actually any good.]

I'll get a copy sent over to you, k?!

[SIGH welp looks like he's not getting out of this.]

Fine, fine. Do as you like.

{BEST DAY EVER! Gonna send all the things. All of them.]

Alright. Expect them to be with you by tomorrow ;)

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