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[It's video time with Jeff! Why can't he just do text like normal people, you ask? Because then the world wouldn't be able to see his beautiful face, duh. He's at his desk, lounging like a pro with a full glass of scotch held at eye line, managing to look somewhat thoughtful as he keeps his narrowed eyes on the alcohol before him.]

I went home like a month ago. Did one of those away for a day, lived a year things. Kinda makes you wonder what game the Porter's playing with crap like that, some weird ass brand of temptation and torture all in one.

So, real talk here, imPorts... If we all got told they didn't want us any more, that we got 24 hours to decide whether to go home or stay here forever, what would you do? Is what you built up here enough to keep you? Or are you just gonna be counting down the hours to get back and see those you left behind?

Pretty deep stuff, huh?

[He finally looks to the camera, just starting to reach to turn it off, before...]

Oh! And uh, season one of my show is drawing to a close soon. I know you've all been watching it avidly. Gotta start considering my options for next season, so wanna guest star? Got ideas? Wanna be in the crew? Hit me up. Time to make season two even better than the first. [And he's out, with a final, winning smile.]

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Plural, actually. The human race has had kind of a shitty time where I'm from.

But hey! What's your little t.v. show about? [probably nothing exciting.]

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Sounds like humans having a shit time is kind of a running theme in a lot of Universes.

It's not little. It's awesome. About one imPort working the system to save the lives of innocents.

[that prompts a sighting of the endangered and reclusive Sincere Church Laugh, and you can almost hear him shaking his head.] Yeah, seems like we just can't catch a break. It's a big, scary galaxy out there.

Oh, yeah? Court drama, or reality show?

Documentary. Law documentary. [Clearly not a fan of the term reality show kthx,]

You haven't seen it?

Isn't that just, like... Slower reality television? What's it called?

Wingerman: Lawyer at Large. Documentary is less tacky reality television. It's good. You gonna watch or what?

... What is that, a wingman joke? Does he get a date for his clients, too?

It's my name, Jeff Winger. [But yes, his codename is wingman, shut up!!!]

[his tone is incredulous:] ... And the best you could come up with was slapping -man at the end of your last name? What if everybody was that lazy? [like you're one to talk, mr NAME EVERYONE AFTER STATES]

[Omg so rude!]

I didn't choose the title! They were just like 'hey welcome to this crazy ass world, by the way here's a film crew and your own titled show, seeya'.

Aw, man? You got your own television show? I got some shitty remote tech job.

I'm guessing it's because they want to show the good side of imPorts, not the trash.

Oh, huh. Is that what the point of freak shows was, back in the day?

For people like you, probably, yeah.

That's funny, 'cause I thought that's what reality television functioned as these days.

Good thing I don't do reality TV then, huh? Mine's a documentary.

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