maskormenace | 003

[It's video time with Jeff! Why can't he just do text like normal people, you ask? Because then the world wouldn't be able to see his beautiful face, duh. He's at his desk, lounging like a pro with a full glass of scotch held at eye line, managing to look somewhat thoughtful as he keeps his narrowed eyes on the alcohol before him.]

I went home like a month ago. Did one of those away for a day, lived a year things. Kinda makes you wonder what game the Porter's playing with crap like that, some weird ass brand of temptation and torture all in one.

So, real talk here, imPorts... If we all got told they didn't want us any more, that we got 24 hours to decide whether to go home or stay here forever, what would you do? Is what you built up here enough to keep you? Or are you just gonna be counting down the hours to get back and see those you left behind?

Pretty deep stuff, huh?

[He finally looks to the camera, just starting to reach to turn it off, before...]

Oh! And uh, season one of my show is drawing to a close soon. I know you've all been watching it avidly. Gotta start considering my options for next season, so wanna guest star? Got ideas? Wanna be in the crew? Hit me up. Time to make season two even better than the first. [And he's out, with a final, winning smile.]

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I'm not surprised. We do look great together.

Have you actually read some of these things?

I only read a few. For the sake of scientific discovery.

One requires a respectable sample size, after all.

Scientific discovery? Or were you searching for ideas?

I'm sure we've been put in some interesting scenarios.

[There comes a disgruntled look.]

They sometimes assume powers that neither of us possess.

Ooo. Kinky.

[ It's spoken with a double eyebrow raise. ]

[That influences an even more uncomfortable look.]

Yours. They were confused about your powers. And confused about how receptive I would be to... Foreign objects.