maskormenace | 003

[It's video time with Jeff! Why can't he just do text like normal people, you ask? Because then the world wouldn't be able to see his beautiful face, duh. He's at his desk, lounging like a pro with a full glass of scotch held at eye line, managing to look somewhat thoughtful as he keeps his narrowed eyes on the alcohol before him.]

I went home like a month ago. Did one of those away for a day, lived a year things. Kinda makes you wonder what game the Porter's playing with crap like that, some weird ass brand of temptation and torture all in one.

So, real talk here, imPorts... If we all got told they didn't want us any more, that we got 24 hours to decide whether to go home or stay here forever, what would you do? Is what you built up here enough to keep you? Or are you just gonna be counting down the hours to get back and see those you left behind?

Pretty deep stuff, huh?

[He finally looks to the camera, just starting to reach to turn it off, before...]

Oh! And uh, season one of my show is drawing to a close soon. I know you've all been watching it avidly. Gotta start considering my options for next season, so wanna guest star? Got ideas? Wanna be in the crew? Hit me up. Time to make season two even better than the first. [And he's out, with a final, winning smile.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[The money is just a bonus. Jeff does it for the power and influence.]

It's better if you don't. This isn't about me anyway. It's about you being productive or some crap.

[ Her brows pull lower into a frown. ]

"Some crap"?

Uh. 'Or some other wonderfully meaningful stuff'?

You may not value this work, but plenty of us do.

Hey, I value it plenty, trust me, I totally respect what you guys have got going. I'm one of the faces of imPorts, so I got an important role to play in making us look good too.

Yeah? And how do you do that?

By being really handsome on TV.

Don't let your ego get in the way now.

I'm not. I'm just stating facts. The Government gave me the job of being on TV so i could portray a side of imPort life that the natives may not always get to see. So I'm doing you guys a pretty big service.

What would we ever do without you, Winger?

I dunno. Have a lot less to watch on TV for starters.

Oh my god.

That's the good kind of oh my god, right?

Oh, don't be cheeky now.

Aw, c'mon. You've got to admit I play an equally important role.

What kind of lives do you portray on your show?

Mine. [The most important. Obviously.] And some imPort guest stars. Aaand struggling natives looking for the help they deserve.

[ That actually doesn't... sound so bad. Maybe someone needs to watch this show instead of assuming stuff!! ]

Who have you had so far?

[See, obviously he's just misunderstood! Especially when half the show just seems to be him irritated by the cameras following him around.]

Uh, well April's on a bunch 'cause she works for me. Bela's been on a few times. Then Chilton did some talking head stuff for me and I did the cross over with Lucifer. Been meaning to get Mitch on too.

-- excuse me?

[ Did he just say Satan was on his show? ]

You're excused...? [Weird response from her, but ok.]

You did not just say you had Lucifer on your show.

Well it wasn't really on my show, no. We did a one off. Kinda like a spin off.

With Lucifer?! The psycho who has repeatedly tried to kill people?

Uh. I wasn't aware of any murder on his part. And you realise he has his own show, right? With possibly millions of fans worldwide.

video

boobwindow - 2015-09-19 02:15 (UTC) - Expand

textualhealing - 2015-09-19 02:17 (UTC) - Expand

boobwindow - 2015-09-19 02:18 (UTC) - Expand

textualhealing - 2015-09-19 02:21 (UTC) - Expand

boobwindow - 2015-09-19 02:22 (UTC) - Expand

textualhealing - 2015-09-19 02:24 (UTC) - Expand

boobwindow - 2015-09-19 02:34 (UTC) - Expand

textualhealing - 2015-09-19 02:38 (UTC) - Expand

boobwindow - 2015-09-19 02:42 (UTC) - Expand

textualhealing - 2015-09-19 10:34 (UTC) - Expand

boobwindow - 2015-09-20 04:50 (UTC) - Expand

textualhealing - 2015-09-23 19:36 (UTC) - Expand

boobwindow - 2015-09-24 00:04 (UTC) - Expand

textualhealing - 2015-09-24 22:45 (UTC) - Expand

boobwindow - 2015-09-26 05:18 (UTC) - Expand

Re: video

textualhealing - 2015-09-26 07:59 (UTC) - Expand

boobwindow - 2015-09-26 08:15 (UTC) - Expand

textualhealing - 2015-09-26 08:24 (UTC) - Expand

boobwindow - 2015-09-26 08:26 (UTC) - Expand

textualhealing - 2015-09-26 08:28 (UTC) - Expand

boobwindow - 2015-09-26 08:32 (UTC) - Expand

textualhealing - 2015-09-26 08:33 (UTC) - Expand

boobwindow - 2015-09-26 08:35 (UTC) - Expand

textualhealing - 2015-09-26 08:40 (UTC) - Expand

boobwindow - 2015-09-26 08:46 (UTC) - Expand

textualhealing - 2015-09-26 08:50 (UTC) - Expand

boobwindow - 2015-09-26 08:54 (UTC) - Expand

textualhealing - 2015-09-26 09:04 (UTC) - Expand

boobwindow - 2015-09-26 10:02 (UTC) - Expand

textualhealing - 2015-09-26 18:30 (UTC) - Expand

boobwindow - 2015-09-26 20:40 (UTC) - Expand

textualhealing - 2015-10-05 15:43 (UTC) - Expand

boobwindow - 2015-10-05 20:36 (UTC) - Expand

textualhealing - 2015-10-06 13:52 (UTC) - Expand