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[It's video time with Jeff! Why can't he just do text like normal people, you ask? Because then the world wouldn't be able to see his beautiful face, duh. He's at his desk, lounging like a pro with a full glass of scotch held at eye line, managing to look somewhat thoughtful as he keeps his narrowed eyes on the alcohol before him.]

I went home like a month ago. Did one of those away for a day, lived a year things. Kinda makes you wonder what game the Porter's playing with crap like that, some weird ass brand of temptation and torture all in one.

So, real talk here, imPorts... If we all got told they didn't want us any more, that we got 24 hours to decide whether to go home or stay here forever, what would you do? Is what you built up here enough to keep you? Or are you just gonna be counting down the hours to get back and see those you left behind?

Pretty deep stuff, huh?

[He finally looks to the camera, just starting to reach to turn it off, before...]

Oh! And uh, season one of my show is drawing to a close soon. I know you've all been watching it avidly. Gotta start considering my options for next season, so wanna guest star? Got ideas? Wanna be in the crew? Hit me up. Time to make season two even better than the first. [And he's out, with a final, winning smile.]

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Of course you would. You're afraid you would like it, I imagine.

I know what I like already. What you're not seeming to grasp is a little thing called sexuality, which has nothing to do with my masculinity. I don't not want to do it with dudes through some closeted fear that it might feminise me. I literally just don't enjoy the company of guys in the bedroom. If I did? I wouldn't be afraid to admit it because I don't care. I couldn't give a crap what anyone wants to like or dislike.

Sexuality is fluid, Jeff. You can't tell me if there were no more women on earth, you wouldn't submit yourself to the company of a man.

Oh, if there was another me that showed up? Then without a doubt, no hesitation, I would get off on that so quick. But last man on earth crap? I dunno. I submit myself to the company of my hand plenty and I'm not in love with it, it doesn't get me excited when I look at it.