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Akihiko Sanada [真田明彦] ([personal profile] ktfod) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-09-06 06:37 pm

Sixth Bell | A SEES PSA | Video

[Feed clicks on, and there’s a white, fluffy animal, all up in its grill, tail wagging and tongue hanging out, clearly excited to be the center of attention. Barely visible behind him are a few sets of feet, and finally the camera is lifted up to show the group: Minato, Ken, and Akihiko.]

It’s going-- go on with it. [Guess who doesn’t sound particularly excited- yep, it’s Shinjiro.]

[Like every time Minato has posted/been part of a post, he's staring directly into the camera with a blank expression, and says,] Hi. [Differently this time, there's two of his teammates standing next to him with Shinji manning the camera, although none of them look particularly excited to be there. They're an incredibly dour group, this selection of SEES, although Koromaru can be heard jingling his tags while scratching an itch with his leg.

Minato is also holding his communicator up like it's a microphone with all the aplomb of a karaoke champion.]


Today, we'll be educating you about something we've been fielding a lot of questions about. Ken-kun, could you hold up your Evoker?

Are you sure about this…? [But leader’s words are leader’s words, so Ken obediently pulls out the gun, a small silver pistol, and holds it up. He’s so short, is the camera catching this?]

It's okay, [says Minato, perfectly deadpan.] I'm his guardian. It's safe. … Because it's not a real gun. When we shoot ourselves, it doesn't fire anything. Please don't be alarmed. [His delivery doesn't get any less wooden as he goes on. Minato has definitely gotten sick of explaining this, no matter how patient he is every time it comes up.]

Are you just going to say it like that? We shoot ourselves? We’re trying to teach people about it so let’s just do it, they’ll see for themselves. [Akihiko cutting in with a good degree of annoyance in his voice. He’s not looking too keen about standing around here, not to mention it took Shinjiro forever to focus the damn camera on them.]

Yeah, like that’s way better. Just shoot yourself on camera and let everyone puzzle it out. Dumbass…. [It’s muttered quietly from off-screen behind the camera, almost like the worst director commentary in the world.]

What, did you say something? I’ll--

[Minato interrupts with a mild,] No flirting on camera. [Because he can't resist teasing them. It's way better than having to explain Persona again, that's for sure.]

[That comment gets the most startled look that Ken fails to hide before he looks at something above the camera like it’s the grossest thing ever. Sorry Shinji]

We’re not- tch. Here, lemme just do it. [Said as Akihiko’s the one taking out his Evoker now, but not to hold up and show. He’s quick to just put it up to his head--]

Sanada-san, no, we’re inside...

Huh? So let’s go outside then, doing it like this won’t prove anything to anyone.

Why the hell do you have to ‘prove’ shit…? [God they’re all idiots.]

[Minato belatedly decides to maybe act a little bit like a leader. Just a little.] We're Persona-users. When we shoot ourselves with special fake guns called Evokers, we summon something called Persona to defend us. So, don't worry about it. You don't need to ask me about it anymore.

[Beat.] If you have questions, ask them. [Minato leans over to hold the phone up to Akihiko like he's interviewing him with the mic.] This is Akihiko-senpai. He's been part of SEES the longest, except for Shinjiro-senpai. Ask them everything.

Are you seriously pawning this off on me? Wasn’t this your damn idea?! [Pissy.]

….And Aki is your choice for that?

Hey, fuck you! [More pissy.]

[Dryly:] Watch it, he just said no flirting.

[Meanwhile, Minato looks down at Ken.] I think they got it. Let's go get lunch.

[Ken looks to Akihiko, then grimaces at Shinjiro behind the camera, then turns to Minato with a sigh.] I don’t know if this counts as ‘they got it’ but… okay. I think I learned something today that I didn’t really want to know……..

[PSA concluded, the camera dips back down again-- and what do you know, it just so happens to land on the stylishly-dressed Koromaru. The bickering continues in the background, more muffled now, but the camera stays focused on the dog. Those especially perceptive viewers may even note that the dog has the same red armband as the rest of the group. It lingers for another half minute or so, watching the dog drag his ass on the carpet for a second, stretch, and then trot off. Film cuts.]

[Akihiko is red, Shinjiro is darker red, Minato is blue, and Ken is orange.]
rassera: (/chair creaking)

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[personal profile] rassera 2015-09-07 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
He gets on your case about it too? 'Be careful', 'don't speed', that kind of stuff?

[Because KEN HE LOVES YOU but man does he feel you, bro.]
rassera: (Explain this to me)

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[personal profile] rassera 2015-09-07 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly. It's not going to be pretty either, and you know that.

[At least, Kaneda deeply connects with this.]

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[personal profile] rassera 2015-09-07 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Didn't intend for it, you know?

[Granted, the report itself was a bit flashy, but that was mostly Tetsuo showing off.]

Maybe I've got a gift.
rassera: (Cause our days were numbered)

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[personal profile] rassera 2015-09-07 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
...for making a show.

You know, comes naturally and all.
rassera: (Cause our days were numbered)

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[personal profile] rassera 2015-09-07 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Well, what can I say. I love my job.

[He hates it.]
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[personal profile] rassera 2015-09-07 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Traffic reporter

Been on the lookout for something better.

Not much calls to me, you know?
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[personal profile] rassera 2015-09-07 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Not to brag but...pretty sure I can kick anyone's ass in this city.



I'm listening.
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[personal profile] rassera 2015-09-07 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
....


[Those lips curl into a smile. The answer's almost immediate.]

Where do I sign up.
rassera: (They're the ones who were missing out)

[personal profile] rassera 2015-09-08 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
[A smirk back. He wouldn't have guessed by looking at him, but Akihiko's definitely got more to him than meets the eye. Kaneda can appreciate that.]

Think we can meet up and you can show me around?
rassera: (Cause our days were numbered)

[personal profile] rassera 2015-09-08 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
[All that's left is for you to fight some bears.

And who knows, maybe his standards are less. Or maybe he can appreciate someone who speaks his language. Someone who knows how to abuse what they're good at, and come out ahead for it.]


Keep in touch. Tell Ken I said hi.