Audio --> Video

[buildsfriends]

I AM ON THE RADIO

Deet deet deet, boop boop beep boop. But-tons but-tons...

[The video comes on but it's just a shot of the top half of his helmet and the sky above because he's holding his comm like a walkie-talkie.

He puts on a 'authoritative' voice.] Hello. Yes. This is Captain General Fourth Class Caboose. I need you to deliver to me at least fourteen new friends, stat. ASAP, and...BYOB. NASDAQ. Over and out and in, amen.








[...the video continues with just a shot of his armored foot on a grubby sidewalk and his voice further off.]

OH MY GOD FRECKLES LOOK! An outside party!

[A grating mechanical voice answers:] Hostiles detected.

Comments

[fuckai]

Oh my GOD. [Congratulations Caboose, you've given a robot a headache] Would you just shut up for five fucking seconds?!

[Church you just started talking to him.]

[buildsfriends]

CHURCH GET OUT OF THE RADIO AND BACK INTO TUCKER

...NO ACTUALLY GET OUT OF TUCKER AND INTO ME I WILL NOT BE STUPID AND RUN AROUND WHEN I'M HURT

[bestsword]

WHAT?!

[buildsfriends]

WELL IT'S TRUE

[bestsword]

Yeah I'm calling bullshit on that, I don't believe it.

[But he will call Wash to confirm.]

[buildsfriends]

[oh my GAWD tucker-!!]

IT'S TRUE! ASK CHURCH HE KNOWS IT'S TRUE!

[fuckai]

... WHAT?!

[He's not even mad that he's copying Tucker because what?!]

[buildsfriends]

I know I know. You just- gah. He's always so much trouble for everybody.

[fuckai]

[............................................ god Church hates his life]

Okay. Fine. Whatever. But in order for me to [oh my god] ... get out of Tucker and into you. I have to know where you are. [So Wash can leave him the fuck alone and go get you] Just ask someone where the hell you are and for the love of god don't ask them with your gun.

[buildsfriends]

OH MY GOD YOU PROMISED REMEMBER THAT YOU PROMISED!!

NEW FRIENDS WHERE AM I

[he gets varying answers like 'your mom's cooch' and 'the state of denial' and 'skid row' but some kinder punk takes pity on him and answers 'maurtia falls']

Marty fouls.

[fuckai]

I didn't promise! [oh my god]

Shit. Okay. Maurtia Falls. [He leans back from the mic to yell: ] WASH. THE IDIOT's IN MAURTIA FALLS.

[Is he done, now? Can he go back to ignoring Caboose now? Please tell him he can go back to ignoring Caboose.]

[worstever]

[Fainter, in the background of Church's transmission:]

You JUST started talking to him!

[fuckai]

YEAH. WHICH IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM.

[This is your fault and he hates you]