Audio --> Video

[buildsfriends]

I AM ON THE RADIO

Deet deet deet, boop boop beep boop. But-tons but-tons...

[The video comes on but it's just a shot of the top half of his helmet and the sky above because he's holding his comm like a walkie-talkie.

He puts on a 'authoritative' voice.] Hello. Yes. This is Captain General Fourth Class Caboose. I need you to deliver to me at least fourteen new friends, stat. ASAP, and...BYOB. NASDAQ. Over and out and in, amen.








[...the video continues with just a shot of his armored foot on a grubby sidewalk and his voice further off.]

OH MY GOD FRECKLES LOOK! An outside party!

[A grating mechanical voice answers:] Hostiles detected.

Comments

[buildsfriends]

Oh I'm sorry, that was so rude. [Felix stop that]

[moneylogues]

[No.]

I hope you're not planning to describe me like that to other people.

That'd be even more rude.

[buildsfriends]

Only if you are a mean person again and if you try to hurt anybody on purpose.

[moneylogues]

Oh, you don't have to worry about that. [Yet.] Trust me.

[buildsfriends]

Oh! Okay! Then I guess it's okay. Just don't put knives in people if they aren't expecting it, it's not nice.

[moneylogues]

Haven't done it since I got here.

[...Okay, he did kind of hold a knife to Wash's throat, but.

No actual stabbing happened and that makes it totally okay.]

[buildsfriends]

That is the first step, Felix. I'm proud of you. Atta boy.

[moneylogues]

...Right.

[Caboose how are you even real.]

So tell me something. Have you met up with the rest of your team yet?

[buildsfriends]

Nope! Wash said he was gonna find me, but then he said I should find them but then I had to run because I'm not made for the hard prison life. [ok buddy] I'm at the store.

[moneylogues]

The store.

[Jesus fucking Christ... Okay.]

And can you tell what kind of store it is?

[buildsfriends]

Grocery store! [r u sure killing him is worth this trouble, felix]

[moneylogues]

[Yeah you know what, he's absolutely starting to regret his life choices now. The choices that led him to this conversation anyway.]

...And I'm just gonna go ahead and guess you have no idea what the name of the store is, right?

[buildsfriends]

Grocery store. [of course he knows it's name felix, wow, he's not stupid]

[moneylogues]

I meant the name of the specific- the one that's on the front of the damn-

[...]

You know what. Not even worth it.

[buildsfriends]

I know! The juice here is expensive. [Caboose tsks.] You should try somewhere else, Felix. Good luck.