Audio --> Video

[buildsfriends]

I AM ON THE RADIO

Deet deet deet, boop boop beep boop. But-tons but-tons...

[The video comes on but it's just a shot of the top half of his helmet and the sky above because he's holding his comm like a walkie-talkie.

He puts on a 'authoritative' voice.] Hello. Yes. This is Captain General Fourth Class Caboose. I need you to deliver to me at least fourteen new friends, stat. ASAP, and...BYOB. NASDAQ. Over and out and in, amen.








[...the video continues with just a shot of his armored foot on a grubby sidewalk and his voice further off.]

OH MY GOD FRECKLES LOOK! An outside party!

[A grating mechanical voice answers:] Hostiles detected.

Comments

[ursawhiner]

...Yeah, you've actually been pretty cool. Thanks!

I think it's mostly been Church. ...One of the Churches.

[bestsword]

Yeah, Church is kind of an asshole like that.

[DIPPER DON'T SAY THERE ARE TWO CHURCHES. JUST. DON'T.]

But yeah, Wash is gonna go get Caboose so he should be fine.

[ursawhiner]

Wash does seem pretty responsible. Are you sure he can handle Caboose on his own, though?

[bestsword]

Eh, he'll have Church, they'll be all right.

[ursawhiner]

Even with all the... screeching?

[bestsword]

Ah, that's just Church. You get used to it.

[ursawhiner]

Are you sure it's not just permanent hearing damage?

[bestsword]

Trust me, I'm sure.

[One's a Ghost and one is a Program, they don't get hearing damage.]

[ursawhiner]

Wait, why aren't you going out to meet your teammate?

[bestsword]

Remember that part where I said just because we're on the same team doesn't mean we're friends?

[Also he's got. Other shit to take care of.]

[ursawhiner]

I guess... that's fair. Freckles is a dog, right?

[bestsword]

From what I'm understanding, Freckles is the opposite of a dog.

I'm pretty sure Freckles might be a gun.

Which is why I'm staying far the fuck away.

[ursawhiner]

What. That's dangerous!

[bestsword]

Still talking to space marines, kid.

[ursawhiner]

--I keep forgetting that part. Lots of people here have cool robot suits.