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maskormenace2015-09-09 09:01 am
buildsfriends) wrote in maskormenace2015-09-09 09:01 am
Entry tags:
- harleen quinzel | harley quinn,
- jonathan crane | scarecrow,
- † agent washington | recovery one,
- † dipper pines | n/a,
- † isaac gates | felix,
- † leonard "alpha" church | ghost,
- † mabel pines | n/a,
- † michael j caboose | blue guy,
- † peter pan | n/a,
- † riku | darkeater,
- † ripley | n/a,
- † rocket raccoon | n/a,
- † tucker | ladies man,
- † uta | no face
Audio --> Video
I AM ON THE RADIO
Deet deet deet, boop boop beep boop. But-tons but-tons...
[The video comes on but it's just a shot of the top half of his helmet and the sky above because he's holding his comm like a walkie-talkie.
He puts on a 'authoritative' voice.] Hello. Yes. This is Captain General Fourth Class Caboose. I need you to deliver to me at least fourteen new friends, stat. ASAP, and...BYOB. NASDAQ. Over and out and in, amen.
[...the video continues with just a shot of his armored foot on a grubby sidewalk and his voice further off.]
OH MY GOD FRECKLES LOOK! An outside party!
[A grating mechanical voice answers:] Hostiles detected.
Deet deet deet, boop boop beep boop. But-tons but-tons...
[The video comes on but it's just a shot of the top half of his helmet and the sky above because he's holding his comm like a walkie-talkie.
He puts on a 'authoritative' voice.] Hello. Yes. This is Captain General Fourth Class Caboose. I need you to deliver to me at least fourteen new friends, stat. ASAP, and...BYOB. NASDAQ. Over and out and in, amen.
[...the video continues with just a shot of his armored foot on a grubby sidewalk and his voice further off.]
OH MY GOD FRECKLES LOOK! An outside party!
[A grating mechanical voice answers:] Hostiles detected.
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[Okay, now THAT one was 100% lie. But Caboose is really excited about this. He doesn't have the heart to tell him otherwise.
He better get... something of a bead on Caboose's understanding of the situation, too. Before he carts him back and sics him on Church.]
What did they tell you when you were brought here? The other soldiers. It's important.
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release them unto church he deserves it]
They said 'you are here now' and I said 'yes hello' and then they said 'here are your files' and I said 'no thank you' because you said I can't do my own papers anymore and then they said 'here is your perfect cutest dog' and I said 'OH MY GOD FRECKLES' and then I got in a car and then out of a car and then into a car and then into a building and then out of a building and then I came here! And then I went to the store and then I was on the radio and you were on the radio!
And then I picked you up because you aren't nearly as fat as Grif. You are fatter than Tucker though.
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[Does he mean that infodump, or that he's somewhere in-between Grif and Tucker's level of fatness? Who can say.]
Well, the faster we get you home, the faster you can pick up Church, instead.
[He's REALLY dangling that bait. He doesn't even realize until after he's said it that Caboose hasn't seen Church in the flesh -- well, the circuits -- in a very long time. This may be a dangerous proposal.]
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But he does head over to his fridge to pull it open and start removing juice cartons.] I am going to have to make a lot of trips.