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Michael J. Caboose ([personal profile] buildsfriends) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-09-09 09:01 am
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Audio --> Video

I AM ON THE RADIO

Deet deet deet, boop boop beep boop. But-tons but-tons...

[The video comes on but it's just a shot of the top half of his helmet and the sky above because he's holding his comm like a walkie-talkie.

He puts on a 'authoritative' voice.] Hello. Yes. This is Captain General Fourth Class Caboose. I need you to deliver to me at least fourteen new friends, stat. ASAP, and...BYOB. NASDAQ. Over and out and in, amen.








[...the video continues with just a shot of his armored foot on a grubby sidewalk and his voice further off.]

OH MY GOD FRECKLES LOOK! An outside party!

[A grating mechanical voice answers:] Hostiles detected.
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glitterateur: that I think he's very sexy? (How can I let King Triton know)

[personal profile] glitterateur 2015-09-11 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoa, you think? [Caboose truly is the genius this world deserves.] I bet I could! A whole bunch of seasonally appropriate outfits and props and stuff.... like a pig a day!
buildsfriends: (TALK TO ME FRECKLES)

[personal profile] buildsfriends 2015-09-11 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Caboose lets go of Freckles just enough so that Glitterbomb and Curly can snuffle at his fingers.] I wish Donut was here. He LOVES clothes. He'd definitely help and then you could make a million dollars. You could buy so many cookies with that. [He has discovered the wonders of just BUYING the food you want instead of eating MREs and having your meals rationed for years and years. Ahhh CAPITALISM. You are just plain delicious.]
glitterateur: aces (Let's talk about the manspread.)

[personal profile] glitterateur 2015-09-12 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't buy cookies, probably. [She's still got some minor cookie-related trauma.] I'd buy my giant hamster ball!
buildsfriends: (i will make them tiny clothes)

[personal profile] buildsfriends 2015-09-12 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds fake, but okay. [Pretty sure the correct choice here is 'buy one trillion cookies' but nobody's perfect. He'll allow her this transgression.] Okay, I gotta take my juice home and go find Agent Washington before he gets lost. Do you wanna come with me or-

[WAIT] OH YEAH your brother said you have to go home now.
glitterateur: to chase these Tuesday blues away? (How long should I sit on the loo)

[personal profile] glitterateur 2015-09-12 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
--he did? Ohhh. Ohhh no I didn't tell him where I was and the final episode of Swan Sleuth is on tonight! [And if they don't watch it live their lives will be over.]

Okay well bye Caboose! We'll hang out sometime! --and bye Freckles! [Saying goodbye to the gun is weird but she's seen a time baby so, really, this is fine.]
buildsfriends: (and found out that nobody likes him.)

[personal profile] buildsfriends 2015-09-13 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Bye Mabel! Bye Curly, bye Whiskers, bye Fiddlesticks, bye Dipper 2.0, bye Glitterbomb!

[Freckles whirs contemplatively.] FoF identification added to onboard database.

Oh! [Caboose glances down at his gun before lifting him up happily.] GOOD BOY FRECKLES! MAKING FRIENDS IS THE BEST! [Caboose slaps Freckles onto the magstrip on his back and gathers up all his orange juice.] Okay BYE AGAIN MABEL! Look both ways before you cross the street! [he feels some responsibility here since mabel is clearly fresh out of infanthood (which is good because if she was still a baby this wouldn't have gone nearly as well).

And he heads off to his house with his cartons of orange juice, humming a song loudly enough to be heard down the street.]
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