Audio --> Video

[buildsfriends]

I AM ON THE RADIO

Deet deet deet, boop boop beep boop. But-tons but-tons...

[The video comes on but it's just a shot of the top half of his helmet and the sky above because he's holding his comm like a walkie-talkie.

He puts on a 'authoritative' voice.] Hello. Yes. This is Captain General Fourth Class Caboose. I need you to deliver to me at least fourteen new friends, stat. ASAP, and...BYOB. NASDAQ. Over and out and in, amen.








[...the video continues with just a shot of his armored foot on a grubby sidewalk and his voice further off.]

OH MY GOD FRECKLES LOOK! An outside party!

[A grating mechanical voice answers:] Hostiles detected.

Comments

[ursawhiner]

Dude! That's totally uncalled for! Besides, I don't need superpowers to be awesome.

[This child's self esteem is so fragile, WHY CABOOSE.]

[buildsfriends]

Well that's probably true. Do you have blue armor?

Or a really big gun?

Or maybe a tank? Or a cool car, that works sometimes if it also has a really big gun.

[ursawhiner]

Tucker said they don't make blue armor in my size, yet.

But I have a kitten named Tupaws?

[buildsfriends]

I guess that's sort of cool to some people. [said with the tone of voice that implies he doesn't find that cool but is trying to be polite]

[ursawhiner]

I don't need to impress you!

[Yes, he does. He really, really does.]

[buildsfriends]

[HONESTLY RELIEVED SIGH] Oh good. I was afraid for a minute.

[ursawhiner]

...I'm gonna go now. Say hi to Dipper Dos for me.

[buildsfriends]

OKAY BYE DOPPLER IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU!

[ursawhiner]

It's Dipper!!