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[buildsfriends]

I AM ON THE RADIO

Deet deet deet, boop boop beep boop. But-tons but-tons...

[The video comes on but it's just a shot of the top half of his helmet and the sky above because he's holding his comm like a walkie-talkie.

He puts on a 'authoritative' voice.] Hello. Yes. This is Captain General Fourth Class Caboose. I need you to deliver to me at least fourteen new friends, stat. ASAP, and...BYOB. NASDAQ. Over and out and in, amen.








[...the video continues with just a shot of his armored foot on a grubby sidewalk and his voice further off.]

OH MY GOD FRECKLES LOOK! An outside party!

[A grating mechanical voice answers:] Hostiles detected.

Comments

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[buildsfriends]

ARRR, SI. [caboose that's spanish, not...pirate] -WE SAIL THE SIX- no I think- no FOUR SEAS! FOUR OR FIVE OF THEM, WE SAIL THEM! LOOKING FOR BOOTY!

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[dreamshades]

[ Not even gonna question this. ]

Really? Treasure? Have you amassed a fortune yet? Should I attempt to come claim it as mine, Captain Caboose? I mean, Peter Pan and pirates are often enemies. [ He's just humouring this game so far. ]

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[buildsfriends]

YEAH LET'S FIGHT [where'd ur pirate accent go buddy]

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[dreamshades]

Even getting into character. You'd make a grand ruthless pirate for wanting to fight a boy.

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[buildsfriends]

Oh well thank you, that's very nice of you to say. I take my roles very seriously.

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[dreamshades]

Well that's what friends do, don't they? Give positive feedback on one another's skills.

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[buildsfriends]

[BL...ANK STARE

have u met his friends]

...I'm pretty sure that's wrong...

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[dreamshades]

No, no I think I'm right. Friends offer encouragement and kindness. That's what they're supposed to do. Do your friends not do this? [ If Peter can put a seed of doubt in this moron it'll be a miracle. ]

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[buildsfriends]

Sometimes! Donut does it. Sommmmetimes Agent Washington does it. But Donut does it a lot, he's pretty nice. I like Donut.

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[dreamshades]

That doesn't seem like much fun not having your friend here. But, perhaps I can help. I may not be able to bring him here or send you home but I can be your friend too, if you wish.

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[buildsfriends]

Oh-! Yeah, I need a lot more friends if I'm gonna meet my quota. [wow ok, sorry pete ur just a number apparently]

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[dreamshades]

Than consider me added to the count. We'll be able to do lots of things that friends do together. Have parties, tell each other secrets. It'll be grand.

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[buildsfriends]

Oh man this is gonna be SO GREAT! I HAVE SO MANY SECRETS!! [caboose no]

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[dreamshades]

I'm glad you think so, but, perhaps we should talk another time about that. We wouldn't want people ruining our secret sharing, would we?

[ Caboose, yes. ]

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[buildsfriends]

[GASP]

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[buildsfriends]

[whisper yelling:] YOU'RE RIGHT. I WILL KEEP. VERY QUIET ABOUT ALL THE SECRETS WE ARE GOING TO SHARE.

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[dreamshades]

Good to know. I will see you soon, Michael.

[ and he'll click off. ]