Audio --> Video

[buildsfriends]

I AM ON THE RADIO

Deet deet deet, boop boop beep boop. But-tons but-tons...

[The video comes on but it's just a shot of the top half of his helmet and the sky above because he's holding his comm like a walkie-talkie.

He puts on a 'authoritative' voice.] Hello. Yes. This is Captain General Fourth Class Caboose. I need you to deliver to me at least fourteen new friends, stat. ASAP, and...BYOB. NASDAQ. Over and out and in, amen.








[...the video continues with just a shot of his armored foot on a grubby sidewalk and his voice further off.]

OH MY GOD FRECKLES LOOK! An outside party!

[A grating mechanical voice answers:] Hostiles detected.

Comments

[ursawhiner]

That sounds really creepy and gross. Please tell me you're not talking about a human face.

[buildsfriends]

[angry gasp!] IT IS REALLY RUDE TO CALL SOMEONE CREEPY AND GROSS, DIPDOP!

[ursawhiner]

I don't want to think about someone's face just floating around!

[buildsfriends]

WELL IT'S BETTER THAN THEIR FACE JUST LAYING ON THE GROUND

IT WILL GET ALL DIRTY THERE AND THAT IS UNCOMFORTABLE, SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU CALL SOMEONE GROSS!

[ursawhiner]

Did you seriously rip someone's face off and put a laser in it?!

[buildsfriends]

DON'T BE STUPID! THE FACE ALREADY HAD A LASER AND I PUT CHURCH INTO IT BECAUSE I WANTED TO TALK TO HIM! GOSH!

[ursawhiner]

Normal faces don't have lasers!!

[buildsfriends]

CHURCH IS SPECIAL! HE IS SPECIAL AND HE DESERVES A SPECIAL FACE! LOOK AT HIM AND TELL HIM HE DESERVES A NORMAL FACE! EXCEPT DON'T DO THAT BECAUSE YOU WILL BE WRONG AND YOU WILL LOOK DUMB!

[ursawhiner]

His face is always hidden behind a helmet! I'm not even sure if he has a face?!

[buildsfriends]

WHAT?! THAT IS VERY OFFENSIVE AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD ABOUT YOURSELF!!

[ursawhiner]

I'm not being robot racist!

[buildsfriends]

Well then you should stop asking if he has a face! And if it's normal! [that's

actually correct holy shit] CHURCH IS MY BEST FRIEND WHETHER OR NOT HE HAS A FACE OR A LASER OR IS DIRTY ON THE GROUND! SO BE NICE!

[ursawhiner]

Okay but like, was it a robot face? Or a human face?

[buildsfriends]

Huh? When?

[ursawhiner]

...I'm just going to ask Wash.

[buildsfriends]

You should also apologize to Church for calling him gross. He will forgive you probably, unless he doesn't and then he'll hate you. But still apologize, because it's nice. [LECTURE]

[ursawhiner]

I never called him gross!

[buildsfriends]

Well, okay. If you say so. [SOUNDS PRETTY DUBIOUS THOUGH....]

[ursawhiner]

I said a disembodied face sounds gross.

[buildsfriends]

Ah- Dinner. You are being rude again. You be careful with that, you might hurt someone's feelings.

[ursawhiner]

Who's... Oh. I'm Dinner. Of course I'm dinner.

I just can't tell if you're talking about a robot face or a human face!

[buildsfriends]

We are talking about Church's face.

[ursawhiner]

His face now or...?

[worstever]

It was more of a floating eye than a face.

[ursawhiner]

I guess a floating eyeball is marginally better?! And less gross?