Audio --> Video

[buildsfriends]

I AM ON THE RADIO

Deet deet deet, boop boop beep boop. But-tons but-tons...

[The video comes on but it's just a shot of the top half of his helmet and the sky above because he's holding his comm like a walkie-talkie.

He puts on a 'authoritative' voice.] Hello. Yes. This is Captain General Fourth Class Caboose. I need you to deliver to me at least fourteen new friends, stat. ASAP, and...BYOB. NASDAQ. Over and out and in, amen.








[...the video continues with just a shot of his armored foot on a grubby sidewalk and his voice further off.]

OH MY GOD FRECKLES LOOK! An outside party!

[A grating mechanical voice answers:] Hostiles detected.

Comments

action;

[worstever]

[SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIGH.

A responsible person would go make sure Church isn't dead, right.

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Wash wanders down the hall, knocking on his room.]

...

Church?

action;

[fuckai]

[Wow Wash you couldn't just leave him to his shame and embarrassment?

There's gonna be no answer for a good few minutes, though. The good thing about his stupid EMP power is it only really affects the space about five feet around him right now. The bad part? It shuts him down for about three minutes at a time.

... Except when he comes to even more pissed off and sets it off all over again.]

perma-action;

[worstever]

[His voice rising, knocking again and giving up when there's still no response:] I can't believe you'd stoop to the silent treatment.

[Wash just has to barge his way in there, then.]

[fuckai]

[Nada. There is not a single sound coming from Church's room.

There's just a creepily still blue suit of armor with an AI slowly rebooting himself inside.]