010 ♍ text ♍ locked from norman osborn, hazel lockwood

[glowsferatu]

hope can be such a fickle thing

ive lived my life without it for years and it chooses now of all times to barrel its way back in
but none of that makes it fit in the environment
its only like an ice cube trying to enjoy a summers day

even when im staring at it in front of me i cant seem to conquer the idea that it isnt mine
that im not the one who gets a happy ending its only being borrowed from someone else
another me from another timeline who things progressed more happily for
another me who could look at this and actually feel like shes earned it

i dont know what to do with this feeling
except to know its made a fool of me

[ She includes a photo taken on her desk, some weird black ball covered in candy corn spikes. Is it a Halloween decoration? ]

im going to be a mother after all

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[dicktate]

good then you will be my new tailor

[glowsferatu]

just like that
without even seeing any samples or discussing my rates
what sort of outfits am i expected to tailor for you anyway

[dicktate]

you are my new tailor i can afford you trust me
i am incredibly good looking and the clothes here don't fit me the right way
i am doing me an injustice
you are going to fix it

[glowsferatu]

okay those are a lot of words that do nothing whatsoever to answer my question
i cant fix anything without properly knowing the problem
how do your clothes not fit

[dicktate]

i am too small for normal sizes but the smaller sizes don't fit important parts of me
if i find pants to fit my thighs they are too long but small pants will not go up my knees

[ Never skip leg day. ]

i do not have a problems with shirts because i don't wear those things much but my jackets are too wide or too long

[glowsferatu]

so it will be mostly a matter of measurements
that i can work with

though autumns begun and the weathers sure to turn colder
you might need shirts as the seasons progress

[dicktate]

handsome people never get cold
it would be a crime to cover so much of me up
i will get bigger jackets

[glowsferatu]

ive never experienced a moment on this arctic world where i havent felt cold
and im not exactly homely
so your premise is a little flawed from the start
but bigger jackets ill make a note of it

[dicktate]

are you going to go shopping for me too

[glowsferatu]

i suppose i cant entirely rule it out
are you looking for original designs or simply alterations
i was planning for the first but if you think shopping will be involved that would indicate the second

[dicktate]

i thought you would just fix my clothes but if you want to make me new ones i am not going to say no
it will be a very good experience for you because i am very handsome

[glowsferatu]

im sure you must be

[ Just. Smile and nod, as long as he's paying. ]

though how good ill find the experience will be primarily dependent on the receipt of my wages
obviously custom work is more expensive than alterations
but to compare my rates against the initial retail cost plus alterations should prove it to be far from prohibitive
suffice to say the results will be worth every cent

[dicktate]

if a person has to ask about cost they can't afford the service
only poor people do things like that

[glowsferatu]

okay

[ She's pretty sure that's probably offensive. Maybe? But shit, man, she's got a baby to save up for. Maybe she can justify padding her rates a little. ]

i take it youve done well in your assigned job then
because you cant have been on this world long

[dicktate]

i do well in all my jobs
that one they gave? kickback money
good for taking my handsome junseo out for decent food

[ As for the rest of his cash... it's amazing what junkies will pay for a good hit. ]

[glowsferatu]

oh you know junseo
were you the one who lost him

[dicktate]

i did not lose him he lost me

[glowsferatu]

fair enough
the only thing i could say for certain is that he was undoubtedly lost

[dicktate]

with my junseo that is not an unusual occurrence

[glowsferatu]

so ive gathered
im sure he must be pretty because he certainly isnt bright

[dicktate]

he is very tall and handsome

[glowsferatu]

ive known too many humans to trust any example they give as "tall"

[dicktate]

well he is still a baby but when he is fully grown he will be even taller and handsomer than now

[glowsferatu]

and how tall are you exactly

[ I mean, he said it himself, he's small. ]

[dicktate]

i am very manly

[ There's lifts in all his shoes. ]