flight 001 ☄ [voice] → [video]

[yatagarasu]

[The first thing you hear is a teenage girl's voice grandly announcing her first few lines over the network. There's no video just yet.] 

When the night grows dark and no one dares to fight, one bird alone rises to answer the world's plight! When the truth seems lost and there's nothing but lies, a heroine will cut those lies down to size! Behold, the modern-day Robin Hood, the noblest thief you'll ever meet...!

[3...2...1, we have video!

The video starts with the big, excited smile of, yes, a teenage girl. She places her communicator somewhere so people can get a good view of her rather ostentatious outfit, including the giant key in her ponytail, the dark blue scarf and the badge pinned to it. Then she spreads her arms wide in a grandiose pose.]

The Great Thief Yatagarasu!

[She puts down her arms and shrugs, still very bubbly.]

I'm Kay Faraday, but you can just call me Kay...'kay? [RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.] I've pinched myself several times and all of them hurt, so I'm guessing this is all real. [Kay does not seem bothered by that at all.] Not only that, they say I'm a hero, but I still have to go to school. [A sigh. Kay folds her arms across her chest and pouts briefly.] Shouldn't I be going to superhero school? Superschool? If this were really a dream, I shouldn't have to go to school!

Guess we can't have everything. Maybe if I save the world enough times, I'll be excused from school for forever! [She looks like she's seriously going to test that theory once she gets out of the house.]

[Residents of #007 beware, she is in her room now, sure, but you may also find her after this transmission exploring her new home.]

Comments

text; because haha he is asocial

[hoboagogo]

If you hate it so much, just don't show up.

[BEST ADVICE.]

Also I'm pretty sure thieves ain't usually heroes. Noble or not, you're still screwing someone over.

text; let her educate you man

[yatagarasu]

I could, but what if there are hooky police? If we have superheroes, I bet we have hooky police! Besides, isn't that bad?

[Truant officers, you mean.]

Hey, I'm just restoring balance between good and evil! The Yatagarasu IS a hero!

[Video]

[unbrkableteen]

Wow, that costume's really cool!

[Eiko's still very much undecided on costumes.]

And the schools are anything but super.

[Video]

[yatagarasu]

Hee, thanks! [It's actually her everyday outfit, but technicalities. Her brow furrows.] So, the schools really are just gonna be ordinary and boring?

audio :

[alofts]

Stop romanticizing thieving and stay the hell in school.

[ Say the ex-criminal who is at that age where it's 'do as I say not as I do.' ]

audio :

[yatagarasu]

[Party pooper.]

First of all, I never said I was gonna play hooky. [Or so she says.] Second, I'm not romanticizing anything, this is real and I'm carrying on an important legacy!

[permavoice]

[bloodfreak]

Typically thieves try to be hush-hush about their thieving otherwise they're just asking to get locked up.

[permavoice]

[yatagarasu]

I'm a noble thief! That's different!

[Actually, she has done this before in front of:

1. detectives
2. prosecutors
3. Interpol
4. ordinary people

SO IT'S ALL GOOD.]

[incendere]

(That is an interesting intro.

But more importantly, are you going to be on my school bus because I've had enough of kids to last me a lifetime.)

The Great Thief Yatagarasu, huh?

[yatagarasu]

[If you're driving a high school bus, sorry Roy, you are in for more exciting rides in the future.]

That's right! Thief of truths, hero of justice, and assistant to prosecutors!

video

[axemeaquestion]

I... wow.

[On video, Rochelle quirks an eyebrow. She doesn't believe the whole "thief" thing, especially from a teenage kid. But you had to appreciate the enthusiasm.]

A thief, huh?

video

[yatagarasu]

Yup! But don't worry, I'm not just any thief. Not only am I great, I'm also noble to the end!

[Kay, you already covered that. Rochelle and everyone else heard you.]

[video]

[glassinine]

[Well. This is something of a surprise.]

Kay?

[video]

[yatagarasu]

[...Wait. Waaaait a minute. Kay was very ready to introduce herself to the legions of heroes already around, but she wasn't prepared to see a familiar face. A look of shock is frozen on her face and for a moment she is speechless, until:]

...M-Mr. Edgeworth...?

[What's with the glasses? Does that coat look extra fancy or is that just his superhero costume? Then this means he's a hero too! With powers and stuff!]

[Video]

[5thchild]

Why do you dislike school?

[Video]

[yatagarasu]

Well...I don't hate school 'cause there are some interesting lessons and gym is always fun, but I just thought that if we're gonna be superheroes, we'd be doing that and not going to school.

...Besides, I have a school at home! I can go to school there!

audio;

[databoner]

Rogue. The word you're looking for is Rogue. Thieves don't yell about being thieves.

audio;

[yatagarasu]

They do if they're noble! [Kay yelling out her thievery to the world is nothing new especially if you're from the AAverse.]

"Rogue" has that mysterious ring to it, though...

video. mildly fashionably late

[mightiswright]

[ Great Thief Yatagarasu... Why does that strike him as sounding familiar? ]

Is saving the world in the job description of great thieves now? That's a big commitment for a student.

video. there is no late here

[yatagarasu]

It should! Especially if you're a great noble thief.

Also, I bet it'd look great on my college application.

audio;

[dragony]

They haven't built it yet. But, I'm sure you would still need to take writing courses, and math, and things like that.

[ She comes from a world with Duel Academies, she can't judge much. ]

So, what have you stolen? If you're a great thief.

audio;

[yatagarasu]

But I know all that stuff already!

[Ew. Math. No.]

I've stolen a few lines and speaking styles, but I have yet to go on a real heist. I only recently succeeded to the title.

[At least she's honest.]

Video

[fantasykiller]

Saving the world won't excuse you from skipping out on school.

[From his experience, saving the world doesn't even excuse your absences. Or medical bills.]

Video

[yatagarasu]

Technically, I already am skipping out on school. I have school back home and poof - suddenly I'm here!

video

[attractedtodarkness]

You don't have to go to school. I haven't been there.

video

[yatagarasu]

Really? Haven't the hooky police found out yet?

[ENOUGH WITH THE HOOKY POLICE, KAY.]

voice; cOMES IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL

[topslug]

I think there's only so many times one person can save the world. [ She should know... ] You wouldn't want it getting in trouble all the time, would you?

voice; /OPENS ARMS FOR

[yatagarasu]

[She has a point.]

Well...no, but as long as villains exist, it's bound to get in trouble more than once.