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[wasnever]

[Today on the network: a video starting with an extreme close-up of Sera's face.]

So, this Halloween thing--it's pretty new to me, though we do some things that are sorta similar in Thedas. I really like this holiday, though, and I really love some of the costumes I've seen. [She starts giggling.] Even I wouldn't've thought of making some of these things all sexed up. It's friggin' funny as hell!

Think I picked a good one?

[Sera then offers everyone a view of herself wearing the sexy corn costume.]

Really hard choice, though. Laughed my arse off the whole time I was trying to pick one. They look silly enough to go out and play hero in. [With a mischievous grin, she does her best dramatic announcer voice.] "And thus, the day was saved by Sexy Lobster."

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[andaway]

Well... the 'sexy' part of the costume isn't supposed to be an obligation. They are kind of going crazy with that lately- or maybe it's just more prevalent in here?

Anyway, uh. Good choice, I guess? If you like it. Your first Halloween should be a fun experience.

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[wasnever]

But that's what makes it funny! Like, come on, sexy crayon is hilarious.

[Sera has the sense of humor of a twelve year old boy.]

Dunno if it's more of a thing here. If it is, then I'm glad I'm here and not...somewhere else. Except home, of course.

[resipiscent]

[This is a phenomenon he's also noticed, and it's weird as shit.]

That's... I don't know how people can wear these seriously. Like, you're doing it because it's funny, but some people are sincere about it. That's weird.

[airshow]

Aw, man, I can't believe I didn't think of Sexy Lobster!

[wasnever]

Some people take everything too seriously.

Besides, that just makes the whole thing funnier.

[wasnever]

Well, nothing's stopping you now that it's out there, right? It's never too late.

[BE THE SEXY LOBSTER YOU WERE BORN TO BE, JAMES.]

[airshow]

True, true! Carpe diem. Or lobster-e diem, I guess? Either way, I definitely have the legs for it.

I just really wanna know the thought process behind but what if corn was sexy? I mean, not that you aren't pulling it off. The sexy vegetable thing.

[resipiscent]

Hah. You might be right there.

Guess there's an audience for sexy lobsters after all?

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[andaway]

I guess it's kind of amusing. [Come on Clark, you also think it's hilarious.]

My favorite ones are the ones related to food. Who knew some people found hamburgers sexy?

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[runningstart]

Hahah! Oh my god I love all those stupid 'sexy insert-weird-thing-here' costumes. They are so great.

Hold on I'll get you a link, there's a sexy pizza one. It's hilarious.

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[glowsferatu]

[ Kanaya's holding what looks like a lampshade, but it's entirely too big. ]

I'm not quite done with mine, but I settled on a similar theme. Though I might have padded the joke, just a little.

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[slightlyoffchilt]

You don't consider that to be too corny?

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[heavyhitter]

holy shit are u gonna fight crime in that
the mighty cornholer strikes again

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[wasnever]

You should wear it.

[Everyone should join her on Sexy Halloween.]

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[wasnever]

[Sera looks it over. Hmm.]

Sexy Lamp is a good choice, but I might be missing part of the joke?

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[wasnever]

[Gigglesnort.]

Ugggggh. Should've seen that coming.

But it's more like just corny enough, yeah?

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[wasnever]

Considering it.

Might get a different one for that, though. One that fits my powers better.

(My power is bees.)

It'd be pretty funny if you could wear a different one every time but that'd get pricey.

[wasnever]

The obvious answer to that is a dick joke but that doesn't work here. I guess it's more like, why not make it sexy?

[wasnever]

Lobsters gotta find something to do the trick, don't they?

[Snort.]

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[wasnever]

Well, you do eat food.

[Sera takes the low-hanging fruit, every time.]

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[glowsferatu]

[ She holds up a finger, smiling growing wide. Then, fitting the shade over her horns, she holds a "ta-da" pose. Tell us that isn't the whole joke, Kanaya.

Just then, her skin lets out a white glow, until she's bright as the (un)living lightbulb she is. ]

It's just a little extra touch!

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[wasnever]

[Sera's face lights up at that.

Metaphorically, of course.]

Okay, that is brilliant. Leave it miss seamstress, huh?

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[glowsferatu]

Brilliant, indeed. [ A+ pun, Sera. ] Of course, my occupation only assists with the execution. It takes a clever mind to come up with the idea.

I'm a little surprised you didn't go with a sexy bee. Perhaps a queen bee.

[airshow]

The adult equivalent of trick or treating?

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[aviate]

[Hal has to stare at this for the longest time to realise that Arisia hasn't become a crass elf. It's really weird watching someone that looks like her embrace the sexy costumes of Halloween.]

You're dressed like corn and you look just like Arisia. Mind if I get some photos to show her if she ever shows up around here? I'm never letting her live this down.