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[wasnever]

[Today on the network: a video starting with an extreme close-up of Sera's face.]

So, this Halloween thing--it's pretty new to me, though we do some things that are sorta similar in Thedas. I really like this holiday, though, and I really love some of the costumes I've seen. [She starts giggling.] Even I wouldn't've thought of making some of these things all sexed up. It's friggin' funny as hell!

Think I picked a good one?

[Sera then offers everyone a view of herself wearing the sexy corn costume.]

Really hard choice, though. Laughed my arse off the whole time I was trying to pick one. They look silly enough to go out and play hero in. [With a mischievous grin, she does her best dramatic announcer voice.] "And thus, the day was saved by Sexy Lobster."

Comments

voice;

[wasnever]

You should wear it.

[Everyone should join her on Sexy Halloween.]

Voice;

[runningstart]

Done. I will wear any "sexy blank" costume put in front of me.

Voice;

[wasnever]

Really? Any?

I mean, I was just going to try to get you to be pizza, but...

Re: Voice;

[runningstart]

Pizza feels too unchallenging. I feel like we could do worse.

Voice;

[wasnever]

We could do so much worse.

...Do you want to be the sexy lobster?

Voice;

[runningstart]

Yes. Crustaceans are extremely sexy. It's the outer shell hiding the soft insides. You could write a whole romance novel series on sexy lobster.

Voice;

[wasnever]

Someone probably has. There's a lot of weird stuff on that internet thingy they have around here.

Voice;

[runningstart]

Oh my god, is there ever. Look, if you aren't familiar with the internet I've got a list of phrases you do not want to do a random search for. Ever.

I speak from experience.

Voice;

[wasnever]

Alright, let's hear it then. What am I not supposed to go looking for?

[She sounds like she might take it as a challenge.]

Voice;

[runningstart]

Well, absolutely do not go looking for either "two chicks one glass" or "sheepse." Like, ever.

Voice;

[wasnever]

Two chicks one glass?

[She has no idea what that means but the lesbian in her has to know.]

Voice;

[runningstart]

Oh heck no, I am not going into detail. It's disgusting.