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[aviate]

[ID reads Hal Jordan.]

I got ported out and... now I have no idea what I was thinking the last time I was here.

[A very perplexed Hal Jordan holds up a shirt that once belonged to Oliver Queen.]

I hoarded this guy's stuff after he vanished. Queen wasn't even from my world, why did I care?

[He puts it down and there's a thud as he kicks something out of view.]

If anyone wants a former billionaire's wardrobe, be my guest. Although I guess Barry gets dibs. [Aka someone pick up the Green Arrow related things please. He has zero use for a bow and arrow.

He then closes his eyes and pinches the bridge of his nose.]

Remembering doing something, but not why is really bizarre. Is this a Porter thing or what?

[Private; Jaime Reyes]

What's the last world threat you remember that involved everyone?

[This is the easiest way to establish a timeline in DC.]

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[aviate]

But I was really careful this time! I made sure I separated him from his powers before I took him out. There's no way I could have messed that up.

I think I of all people should know the stakes with that sort of thing.

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[boobwindow]

But then what's wrong with your memory, Hal? Something had to have happened at home or here.

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[aviate]

[Literally anything could have happened in their world because that's the sort of place they live in so this doesn't narrow things down.]

I know people here either remember everything or nothing, but not partially. Wasn't there that guy back home who claimed to be from the future except all he did was sell ads? If he's really from the future, maybe he knows something.

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[boobwindow]

[ Her eyes narrow and head tilts. ]

You don't remember Booster? Booster Gold?

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[aviate]

[He matches her head tilt except his is in confusion.]

I thought we just established I know him?

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[boobwindow]

I'm... not sure what's going on, Hal.

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[aviate]

Don't look at me. I think you've all got it wrong, not me.

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[boobwindow]

What? No, there's something wrong with you.

Let me do an x-ray.

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[aviate]

[Woah woah woah, that's a little intimate.]

I have a girlfriend.

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[boobwindow]

Get your mind out of the gutter!

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[aviate]

Like you haven't tried it on someone else before. How often does that excuse work?

[Shhhhh before you get thrown.]

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[boobwindow]

There is no world in which I don't find you repulsive.

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[aviate]

Then why else do you need to x-ray me when the ring can do that and give me a diagnosis?

I'm pretty sure you're not a doctor.

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[boobwindow]

Well, clearly something is wrong! If you want to figure it out on your own, be my guest.

I am not gonna put up with stupid and perverted assumptions in the meantime.

[ Bye, Hal. Disconnected. ]