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Mad Mabel Picante Pines ([personal profile] glitterateur) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-12-03 05:23 pm

VIDEO; a public service announcement

[Aw, look, it’s a cute little preteen! And she is definitely not in jail. Though she does look very serious (in her very serious sweater) as she addresses the camera.]

Hi! For anybody I don’t know, my name’s Mabel! Mabel Pines. And today I have good news and also bad news that has some good news? The totally good news is that I’m doing sweater commissions! So if anybody needs a last minute Hanukkah gift or something for Christmas or any other holiday, just let me know. All I need is a size and what design you want and you’ve got it! My rates are very reasonable.

Now the bad news! So... people might have seen that video on the network last week? The creepy one where the guy who looks like my brother was all like today I’m gonna walk on glass and freak everybody out? Well-- long story short but that’s actually not Dipper! That’s a demon. His name’s Bill and he’s pretty evil and also he can take over people’s bodies. [She looks off camera for a second before continuing.]

Which is all kinds of freaky, right? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered! There're ways to tell if you're dealing with him or not.

[She holds up a pair of visual aids to the screen. Marvel at this 13 year old's artistic skills.]

And I’ve got these in helpful pamphlet form, too, for anybody who wants. See, I told you there was more good news! So, just to recap-- creepy wrong pupils is bad, triangles are extra bad, and please don’t just punch Dipper or anyone else you might suspect before you check for the warning signs.

--oh and if you’re gonna call us probably don’t call Stan first? It’s bad if his communicator thing goes off during one of his [Airquotes:] “business deals.” It scares the pugs.

[Mabel gives the camera a thumbs up!! Before turning it off.]
tadeadshi: (94)

[personal profile] tadeadshi 2015-12-05 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Sure. If I'm not at the cafe, I'm at our place in Heropa.
ursawhiner: In riding a horse we borrow freedom. (Elegance. Beauty. Spirit. Fire.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-12-05 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Cool! Definitely make sure it's actually me, though. If I have weird goat eyes, it's Bill.
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[personal profile] tadeadshi 2015-12-05 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
I was going to ask about that

Bill's a demon from your world? Am I getting that right?


[Welcome once again to the One Guy that reads everything before he talks]
ursawhiner: to take out troublesome family members, who you gonna call? (When you need an assassin)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-12-05 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. He possessed me once.
tadeadshi: (48)

[personal profile] tadeadshi 2015-12-05 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
And he's here.
ursawhiner: but I see you've loaded up Earth Girls are Easy. (I WAS trying to watch The Pianist)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-12-05 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
He's here and he posted a video that made it look like I was walking on glass. Among other things.
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[personal profile] tadeadshi 2015-12-05 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh god. HE'LL NEVER LEAVE AGAIN.]

That definitely sounds like a conversation for when you come over here.
ursawhiner: Nothing coming or going! (Wouldn't it be easier to plug it up?)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-12-05 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
A lot of people thought it was me and they freaked out.
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[personal profile] tadeadshi 2015-12-05 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
...I'm glad it wasn't you. But they know now it wasn't, right?
ursawhiner: (My beatboxing name is Puss-Sneeze.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-12-05 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
That's what we're trying to warn people about now.

...It's kind of too late, but I'll you why when we come over.


[Guess who's being dragged along by Mabel.]