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Mad Mabel Picante Pines ([personal profile] glitterateur) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-12-03 05:23 pm

VIDEO; a public service announcement

[Aw, look, it’s a cute little preteen! And she is definitely not in jail. Though she does look very serious (in her very serious sweater) as she addresses the camera.]

Hi! For anybody I don’t know, my name’s Mabel! Mabel Pines. And today I have good news and also bad news that has some good news? The totally good news is that I’m doing sweater commissions! So if anybody needs a last minute Hanukkah gift or something for Christmas or any other holiday, just let me know. All I need is a size and what design you want and you’ve got it! My rates are very reasonable.

Now the bad news! So... people might have seen that video on the network last week? The creepy one where the guy who looks like my brother was all like today I’m gonna walk on glass and freak everybody out? Well-- long story short but that’s actually not Dipper! That’s a demon. His name’s Bill and he’s pretty evil and also he can take over people’s bodies. [She looks off camera for a second before continuing.]

Which is all kinds of freaky, right? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered! There're ways to tell if you're dealing with him or not.

[She holds up a pair of visual aids to the screen. Marvel at this 13 year old's artistic skills.]

And I’ve got these in helpful pamphlet form, too, for anybody who wants. See, I told you there was more good news! So, just to recap-- creepy wrong pupils is bad, triangles are extra bad, and please don’t just punch Dipper or anyone else you might suspect before you check for the warning signs.

--oh and if you’re gonna call us probably don’t call Stan first? It’s bad if his communicator thing goes off during one of his [Airquotes:] “business deals.” It scares the pugs.

[Mabel gives the camera a thumbs up!! Before turning it off.]
buildsfriends: (THE END!!!!)

4/4

[personal profile] buildsfriends 2015-12-08 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
Church isn't scary. He wouldn't hurt people.

[Except for Washington. And all the people he HAS screwed over, his own team included.]

Church tries to do good things. He's a good computer person.
ursawhiner: Tiny people inside me make me make these poor decisions! (I've got a lot of mini-mouths to feed!)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-12-09 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
...I know he is. But Bill isn't. He's more like O'Malley. So make sure to watch out for yellow eyes.
buildsfriends: (my best friend church)

[personal profile] buildsfriends 2015-12-09 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[This exchange is now featuring a look into Caboose's mind.]

YES got it. [ don't got it ] Right yes, yellow eyes. [ >>pink eye. people with pink eye are evil ]
ursawhiner: Quantum Leap, colon, Quatum Leaping More. (Quantum Leap 2: Leaped Again.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-12-09 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure? If it helps, think of goat eyes. They kind of look like that.
buildsfriends: (hey felix whats up)

[personal profile] buildsfriends 2015-12-09 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yep I got it. [ goats are also evil ]
ursawhiner: You leave them, you have to burn them. (As with all friendships it ends in fire.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-12-10 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Just... be careful.