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Mad Mabel Picante Pines ([personal profile] glitterateur) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-12-03 05:23 pm

VIDEO; a public service announcement

[Aw, look, it’s a cute little preteen! And she is definitely not in jail. Though she does look very serious (in her very serious sweater) as she addresses the camera.]

Hi! For anybody I don’t know, my name’s Mabel! Mabel Pines. And today I have good news and also bad news that has some good news? The totally good news is that I’m doing sweater commissions! So if anybody needs a last minute Hanukkah gift or something for Christmas or any other holiday, just let me know. All I need is a size and what design you want and you’ve got it! My rates are very reasonable.

Now the bad news! So... people might have seen that video on the network last week? The creepy one where the guy who looks like my brother was all like today I’m gonna walk on glass and freak everybody out? Well-- long story short but that’s actually not Dipper! That’s a demon. His name’s Bill and he’s pretty evil and also he can take over people’s bodies. [She looks off camera for a second before continuing.]

Which is all kinds of freaky, right? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered! There're ways to tell if you're dealing with him or not.

[She holds up a pair of visual aids to the screen. Marvel at this 13 year old's artistic skills.]

And I’ve got these in helpful pamphlet form, too, for anybody who wants. See, I told you there was more good news! So, just to recap-- creepy wrong pupils is bad, triangles are extra bad, and please don’t just punch Dipper or anyone else you might suspect before you check for the warning signs.

--oh and if you’re gonna call us probably don’t call Stan first? It’s bad if his communicator thing goes off during one of his [Airquotes:] “business deals.” It scares the pugs.

[Mabel gives the camera a thumbs up!! Before turning it off.]
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-12-11 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
It looked like he was in some kind of abandoned house? But we're not sure where.
desequilibre: (xcix.)

you saw nothing!

[personal profile] desequilibre 2015-12-13 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
An abandoned house?

[ He sounds thoughtful. ] Do you know which city? What was in the barn? Any identifying clues?
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-12-14 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
It looked like any other house. It looked like it was in the woods? Probably not Florida...
ursawhiner: Just like, a shaft of light. (Can you see out the blowhole?)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-12-17 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Might have been. Dunno for sure, though.
desequilibre: (ccxxxi.)

[personal profile] desequilibre 2015-12-18 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
What kind of trees? Did you see?

[ Athos doesn't mean to hassle Dipper, he just knows how to work an investigation. He likes the Pines children. He wants to make sure they are safe. ]
ursawhiner: Treefuckers go home! (Arboreal sex crimes. Stumpin on the reg.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-12-23 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
The kind with leaves?! I dunno, you couldn't really see much.