glitterateur: aces (They double ballooned me!)
Mad Mabel Picante Pines ([personal profile] glitterateur) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-12-03 05:23 pm

VIDEO; a public service announcement

[Aw, look, it’s a cute little preteen! And she is definitely not in jail. Though she does look very serious (in her very serious sweater) as she addresses the camera.]

Hi! For anybody I don’t know, my name’s Mabel! Mabel Pines. And today I have good news and also bad news that has some good news? The totally good news is that I’m doing sweater commissions! So if anybody needs a last minute Hanukkah gift or something for Christmas or any other holiday, just let me know. All I need is a size and what design you want and you’ve got it! My rates are very reasonable.

Now the bad news! So... people might have seen that video on the network last week? The creepy one where the guy who looks like my brother was all like today I’m gonna walk on glass and freak everybody out? Well-- long story short but that’s actually not Dipper! That’s a demon. His name’s Bill and he’s pretty evil and also he can take over people’s bodies. [She looks off camera for a second before continuing.]

Which is all kinds of freaky, right? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered! There're ways to tell if you're dealing with him or not.

[She holds up a pair of visual aids to the screen. Marvel at this 13 year old's artistic skills.]

And I’ve got these in helpful pamphlet form, too, for anybody who wants. See, I told you there was more good news! So, just to recap-- creepy wrong pupils is bad, triangles are extra bad, and please don’t just punch Dipper or anyone else you might suspect before you check for the warning signs.

--oh and if you’re gonna call us probably don’t call Stan first? It’s bad if his communicator thing goes off during one of his [Airquotes:] “business deals.” It scares the pugs.

[Mabel gives the camera a thumbs up!! Before turning it off.]
whathawksdo: (pic#9445562)

[personal profile] whathawksdo 2015-12-13 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Might still be worth a shot. [ Though after a short pause to reconsider, she does add: ] Or it could blow the house up. You never really know.
ursawhiner: but I see you've loaded up Earth Girls are Easy. (I WAS trying to watch The Pianist)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-12-14 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
We'll do some experimenting. Controlled experimenting.
whathawksdo: (can't we talk about this? no?)

[personal profile] whathawksdo 2015-12-16 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
With a fire extinguisher on hand?
ursawhiner: Take the non-haunted outfit off the haunted doll! (Found a murderdoll. I named it Wife 2.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-12-17 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
We always have a couple. Great uncle Ford likes to shave with a blow torch.
whathawksdo: (i didn't order more.)

[personal profile] whathawksdo 2015-12-18 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
He-- what? How does that even work?
ursawhiner: inside John Goodman. (You could really make a life for youself)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-12-18 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
He sort of sets his face on fire?
whathawksdo: (no carry on i love to eavesdrop.)

[personal profile] whathawksdo 2015-12-22 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Is... he fireproof? Because that sounds awfully dangerous, otherwise.
ursawhiner: Wild dogs attacked and you didn't have pants? (Your privates turned into a werewolf.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-12-25 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
He's normal. Says it's more efficient.