video;

[rideme]

[And here we have the Iron Bull, holding his communicator like he's taking a selfie. But it's a video feed instead. He's... out in the wilderness somewhere. Dragging a tree in one hand. There also happens to be mistletoe strung between his horns.]

[Behind him is Kaneda. Holding the other end of the tree, covered liberally in pine needles and bits of pinecones and other dead leaves. He looks like he's having a bad time.]

So. I heard you're supposed to bring trees inside for this holiday crap.

[He shakes the tree in his hand. Unfortunately for Kaneda. Who gets jerked to one side, swearing liberally at Bull.]

Check this one out. We got it all on our own. No one else was even out here!

[That's because you're in the forest, Bull.]



((ooc: Kaneda and Bull will both be responding.))

Comments

[amadaman]

...

... ... Are you guys seriously pulling a tree from the forest?

Are you sure nobody in that house is allergic to pines? Like Charlie?

[rideme]

Well, we know you're not allergic to Pines, eh Ken?

[rassera]

[No he didn't know.


But uh...good on you for keeping up on Ken's allergies, Bull. I guess.


/oblivious]

1/ i love you so much

[amadaman]

[he doesn't immediately get it. so there's a silence.]

2/

[amadaman]

[but then again he spent a good two years interacting with Shuji fucking Ikutsuki the master of terrible, terrible puns so it sinks in quickly


you can almost hear the blood rush to Ken's face]

3/

[amadaman]

..... I can't believe...

/4 DONE

[amadaman]

S-shut up, Mr Bull!

[rideme]

[And here we have the Iron Bull practically busting a rib laughing.]

H-holy shit. Your face. I had to--

[amadaman]

Leave my face alone! I can't believe I gave you that opportunity.

[rideme]

I can't believe you did, either.

see kasumi thread

[rassera]

[This is totally Kaneda grabbing that comm from Bull from over his shoulder.

yes, he did just spider monkey his way up a 7' tall Qunari.]

YOU AND DIPPER?!

[amadaman]

[He can't believe you just--

No. Whatever. This is Kaneda. He's not just evolved from monkeys. He's like part-monkey. He'll believe it. Anyway...]

Yes. Me and Dipper.

[stealwithit]

Said, Ken, who definitely isn't allergic to--




Oh, damn it. Bull beat me to it.

[rassera]

Oi, why are Ken's allergies so damn important all of a sudden?

[stealwithit]

I'm always Very Concerned about Ken's allergies. But, you know. I just don't want him to pine for Dipper too much.

1/

[rassera]

The hell...

2/

[rassera]

3/

[rassera]

4/

[rassera]

...

/5

[rassera]

[brb he's practically scrambling to climb Bull to get that Comm now from the above conversation with Ken.

Please hold.]

audible from both comms

[rideme]

Hey! Watch the -- Get your fucking knee out of my eye!

I only have the one, asshole!

[stealwithit]

[ take your time, boys. she'll just be over here doing her nails or something. ]

[rideme]

Damn right I did.

[stealwithit]

I'll accept defeat, if only because you're a worthy opponent, Bull.

[rideme]

I'll buy you a drink to make up for it, later.