video;

[rideme]

[And here we have the Iron Bull, holding his communicator like he's taking a selfie. But it's a video feed instead. He's... out in the wilderness somewhere. Dragging a tree in one hand. There also happens to be mistletoe strung between his horns.]

[Behind him is Kaneda. Holding the other end of the tree, covered liberally in pine needles and bits of pinecones and other dead leaves. He looks like he's having a bad time.]

So. I heard you're supposed to bring trees inside for this holiday crap.

[He shakes the tree in his hand. Unfortunately for Kaneda. Who gets jerked to one side, swearing liberally at Bull.]

Check this one out. We got it all on our own. No one else was even out here!

[That's because you're in the forest, Bull.]



((ooc: Kaneda and Bull will both be responding.))

Comments

[missleadingquestions]

Well, that's a good thing. I bet you end up doing the most heavy lifting between you two, huh?

[rideme]

Damn right.

[Please excuse him as he flexes for the camera.]

[rassera]

[Meanwhile in the background Kaneda just stares. And tries not to gag.

Attempt failed.]

[rideme]

[Shhh Kaneda he's just ripped that way.]

[missleadingquestions]

[omg no wonder he and Kaneda get on]

You've gotta get a team that can help with the heavy lifting! He's like, what, a fourth your size?

[crossing her arms like she is SOOOOO serious]

Not exactly lumberjack material.

[rideme]

He's got to build up muscle and shit!

Then he will be.

I SURE DID LOSE THIS TAG I'M SORRY

[missleadingquestions]

You might have to hire new workers. He looks lazy about it.

[Maybe try Ken instead.]

IT OK

[rideme]

Totally is. Wouldn't even get out of bed at dawn when I yelled at him.

[missleadingquestions]

A late riser, too?

See, terrible work ethic. [tsk tsk.]

[rideme]

Hell yeah it is.

You know the kid?

[missleadingquestions]

Yup! He's my friend!

[GRIN! She sure loves shittalking her friends, apparently.]

Maya Fey. Nice to meetcha.

[rideme]

Well, shit. How's it going?

Iron Bull.