video;

[rideme]

[And here we have the Iron Bull, holding his communicator like he's taking a selfie. But it's a video feed instead. He's... out in the wilderness somewhere. Dragging a tree in one hand. There also happens to be mistletoe strung between his horns.]

[Behind him is Kaneda. Holding the other end of the tree, covered liberally in pine needles and bits of pinecones and other dead leaves. He looks like he's having a bad time.]

So. I heard you're supposed to bring trees inside for this holiday crap.

[He shakes the tree in his hand. Unfortunately for Kaneda. Who gets jerked to one side, swearing liberally at Bull.]

Check this one out. We got it all on our own. No one else was even out here!

[That's because you're in the forest, Bull.]



((ooc: Kaneda and Bull will both be responding.))

Comments

[ursawhiner]

Mabel used to do that. It's why we can't have candy canes on the tree any more.

[rideme]

Heh. She's cute though, she has a pass.

[ursawhiner]

Less cute when you find her passed out under the tree covered in candy cane remains.

[rideme]

... well damn.

I know that feeling.

[ursawhiner]

At least she leaves the popcorn and gingerbread alone.

[rideme]

Oh shit -- what's wrong with gingerbread?

[ursawhiner]

Nothing! I think you're not supposed to eat the gingerbread house and whatever gets put on the tree, though.

[rideme]

...




You're not?

[ursawhiner]

I guess you can? But by the end of Christmas they're pretty stale.

[rideme]

... so?

[ursawhiner]

Pretty sure that could make you sick. Or regret eating it.

[rideme]

Me?

Pretty sure I've had worse than stale cookies.

[ursawhiner]

I've never really understood the point of gingerbread. Why make it if you aren't going to eat it?

[rideme]

Yeah, good point.

Might as well eat it!

[ursawhiner]

I'm gonna do it!

[Bull will be hearing about Dipper's stomach ache in a couple weeks, probably.]

[rideme]

Good luck, kid. Don't die.