video;

[rideme]

[And here we have the Iron Bull, holding his communicator like he's taking a selfie. But it's a video feed instead. He's... out in the wilderness somewhere. Dragging a tree in one hand. There also happens to be mistletoe strung between his horns.]

[Behind him is Kaneda. Holding the other end of the tree, covered liberally in pine needles and bits of pinecones and other dead leaves. He looks like he's having a bad time.]

So. I heard you're supposed to bring trees inside for this holiday crap.

[He shakes the tree in his hand. Unfortunately for Kaneda. Who gets jerked to one side, swearing liberally at Bull.]

Check this one out. We got it all on our own. No one else was even out here!

[That's because you're in the forest, Bull.]



((ooc: Kaneda and Bull will both be responding.))

Comments

[cupio]

[ Good god. ]

Have you got a boat load of tinsel too?

[rideme]

Okay, humor me.

Tinsel?

[cupio]

Furry rope available in all the colours of the rainbow!

[ ... Accurate. ] Nobody told you about the whole decoration thing? You don't just have the tree by itself.

[rideme]

I saw the ones in stores and shit. But hey, I figured those were just the fancy ones.

[cupio]

No, you totally have to decorate.

Tinsel, baubles, like a star for the top of the tree. Or an angel if you feel like that.

[rideme]

There a reason you shove a bunch of sparkly crap on it?

[rassera]

Tinse...

[Shit, that's a hard word to say. Excuse the Engrish on that one.]

What is it?

[cupio]

Have you ever seen a centipede? Imagine a really long rope like thing but instead of legs it has sparkly bits of paper.

[ She is so helpful, my god. ] You wrap it around the tree to make it pretty.