[ text ] [ ID: Kamala Khan ]

[bestversion]

oh look it's time for the most commercialized holiday of the year. it looks like the city is getting ready to celebrate too. Yay. Exciting. :|

I don't suppose anyone is NOT celebrating Christmas and would like a pizza party instead? At home, we have pizza (because all the restaurants close on us) and I was thinking it would be nice to just hang out and pretend Christmas doesn't exist.

Invites go to anyone who says bah humbug.

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[mathemagier]

Now that would be telling.

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[bestversion]

uhm yeah tell it! i wanna know the deets.

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[mathemagier]

[YOU REALLY DON'T]

Well, he's my lab partner.

[Weak Gottlieb, weak]

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[bestversion]

and your love for science forged a strong bond between you two!

it's like a fanfic I read once.

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[mathemagier]

Something like that, yes.

[Sort of. It sounds better than what actually happened]

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[bestversion]

so how did it happen? was it slow? was it like bitter rivals before you realized how important you were to each other?

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[mathemagier]

It was very.. complex, and took the better of eleven or so years.

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[bestversion]

wow that's as long as supernatural can be. though spn might be longer now, idk.

how did you guys get together?

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[mathemagier]

[They accidentally wound up hot and heavy on their couch?]

He asked me to dance.

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[bestversion]

woooow. that's so romantic. you're a lucky guy.

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[mathemagier]

He loses points for the Christmas music.

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[bestversion]

no one's perfect. he's got to have a couple of flaws in there.

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[mathemagier]

He has several of those, but they're matched by his good qualities, at least.

[At this point he's basically talking to Newton, who is avidly following this conversation]

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[bestversion]

so what are they? his good qualities, I mean.

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[mathemagier]

I'm having trouble recalling them at the moment.

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[driftsintobuffetline]

Well, I'M having trouble recalling why I like you at all!!!

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[mathemagier]

I was wondering how long that would take. Frankly I'm surprised you managed this long.

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[driftsintobuffetline]

I have surprising restraint when I want to. After all, I was hoping you'd talk cute about me.
Really, Herm. Too much to ask?

[mathemagier]

When I know you're simply waiting for me to inflate your ego, it is a bit much.

for the record for Kamala/whoever might be reading because I always forget [ID: Newton Geiszler]

[driftsintobuffetline]

I'm not going to give the comeback I really had in mind for this, because (a) I don't know how old Ms. Pizza is and (b)

I don't actually have a (b), but (a) should spell it out nicely enough.

I need to remember that

[mathemagier]

Wise, seeing as she's 16 years old, so thank you for your discretion. I'll assume it was appropriately clever and charming.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Ah, look. There are some of my good qualities: clever and charming. <3
That wasn't so hard, huh, Herm?

[mathemagier]

Selectively charming.

[He's not debating the clever bit though]

And it really wouldn't kill you to type out the last three letters of my name before everyone believes I share your fondness for being referred to as a sort of semi-aquatic creature.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Highly selective. Only for you.

How about something more seasonably appropriate: Hermey~ (He wants to be a...a dentist!)

[mathemagier]

[And there he goes, being legitimately charming. GDIT Newton, this is an argument]

No, that's even worse. I won't be surprised if one day you decide to shorten my name to simply the first initial.