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[dissemble]

[Anyone who has run into Lucifer in person lately will be pleased to see that his clothes are blood free. He is spotlessly clean today, though a little tired.]

Some of you seem to think that leaving me angry messages will make me own up to various acts of vandalism that I had no part in. As for sharks, well. Why mess with nature?

[Aka: it wasn't him, and no he is not replying to any of those voice messages.]

If it makes you all feel better, that town over in Illinois was the last. Someone pass the news on to Fox that this isn't the apocalypse after all.

[ooc: this is it! Lucifer is heading underground for a week to prepare for: his exciting plot finale! That means no more killing this week, and next weekend A WHOLE TON OF MONSTERS 8D

There is still time to plot, so go go go!]

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[iampretty]

Thank heaven for small miracles, I suppose.

[imitari]

[uh.]

What?

[dissemble]

Heaven has nothing to do with it.

[iampretty]

Thank something, then. Do you know how many questions I've had to field about you at work?

[dissemble]

Can I help you?

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[yourpiecenow]

It's not? Lame.

[dissemble]

They're also wrong about the anti-christ.

AUDIO.

[selfimage]

[this is a long, exaggerated sigh.]

Your tenacity is astounding.

[yourpiecenow]

You're just a constant disappointment to me.

Did you bring any good news?

permavoice

[dissemble]

Why, thank you.

[selfimage]

Perhaps the sarcasm didn't relay.

[again, slower.]

Your tenacity is astounding.

[dissemble]

You're thinking of Gabriel.

[yourpiecenow]

That bitch is the opposite of good news. If by good I meant "shit I will never, ever care about," then, yeah, maybe. But, I don't.

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[hellunbounded]

[Sam is...still pretty fucking wary about Lucifer and what he might plan to do, killing or no killing. Forgive him for not taking his words in good faith.]

Aren't you disappointed. Didn't imagine you for one to settle down and get bored of murdering the innocent.

[Sam's looks pretty haggard himself, and tired. Staying up without sleeping researching ways to slow down Lucifer - or hell, even pin him down to try stopping him - has some pretty apparent affects.

The only positive thing in his search is that he now has quite the collection of weapons, from official stores and suspicious locals, when before he was pretty empty-handed thanks to the government. Nothing that can stop Lucifer, of course, but he always feels pretty twitchy without at least a knife on him.]

Mechanic sharks don't seem to be quite your style, anyway.

[dissemble]

Did you have a point?

[selfimage]

Along the lines of "this is ridiculous," and that's coming from me. I'm the king of ridiculous!

[dissemble]

He does his best.

[Watch your tone, girl. That is Lucifer's brother you are shittalking.]

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[dissemble]

[Lucifer just looks at the Winchester for a moment and sighs. What is he going to do with you?]

I don't suppose there's any chance you'll say yes within the next week, is there?

[yourpiecenow]

[blah blah no one cares]

So, you're done with your giant blood sacrifice. Now what?

[dissemble]

I'm just trying to live my life.

[sort of]

[dissemble]

Now someone gets to tell the psychics they can try sleeping again at night.

[selfimage]

I'm not here to engage your moral quandaries.

You can't have my title!

[yourpiecenow]

Woohoo for the psychics.

But, you. If I can cut my hand and create a human golem, you're planning some insane shit.

I wanna watch.

[dissemble]

How's my brother doing?

[dissemble]

[kanyeshrug]

You can't always get what you want.


[Unless you are him. In which case you always get what you want.]