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[dissemble]

[Anyone who has run into Lucifer in person lately will be pleased to see that his clothes are blood free. He is spotlessly clean today, though a little tired.]

Some of you seem to think that leaving me angry messages will make me own up to various acts of vandalism that I had no part in. As for sharks, well. Why mess with nature?

[Aka: it wasn't him, and no he is not replying to any of those voice messages.]

If it makes you all feel better, that town over in Illinois was the last. Someone pass the news on to Fox that this isn't the apocalypse after all.

[ooc: this is it! Lucifer is heading underground for a week to prepare for: his exciting plot finale! That means no more killing this week, and next weekend A WHOLE TON OF MONSTERS 8D

There is still time to plot, so go go go!]

Comments

[dissemble]

[kanyeshrug]

You can't always get what you want.


[Unless you are him. In which case you always get what you want.]

[yourpiecenow]

Except, no, I kind of do? So.

You have no idea how many people are waiting for that facial expression. The "Satan finally realizes he's not special" expression. I'm going to print it on t-shirts.

[dissemble]

Whatever gets you out of bed in the morning, I suppose.

[yourpiecenow]

I can put you down for one. Medium or large?

[dissemble]

Make sure you donate my cut of the royalties to the save the rainforest foundation.

[yourpiecenow]

Oh, yeah, sure. Rainforests.

[there's rainforests in columbia right don't worry it'll get there eventually]

[dissemble]

Once they're gone, they're gone.