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[dissemble]

[Anyone who has run into Lucifer in person lately will be pleased to see that his clothes are blood free. He is spotlessly clean today, though a little tired.]

Some of you seem to think that leaving me angry messages will make me own up to various acts of vandalism that I had no part in. As for sharks, well. Why mess with nature?

[Aka: it wasn't him, and no he is not replying to any of those voice messages.]

If it makes you all feel better, that town over in Illinois was the last. Someone pass the news on to Fox that this isn't the apocalypse after all.

[ooc: this is it! Lucifer is heading underground for a week to prepare for: his exciting plot finale! That means no more killing this week, and next weekend A WHOLE TON OF MONSTERS 8D

There is still time to plot, so go go go!]

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[iampretty]

Thank heaven for small miracles, I suppose.

[dissemble]

Heaven has nothing to do with it.

[iampretty]

Thank something, then. Do you know how many questions I've had to field about you at work?

[imitari]

[uh.]

What?

[dissemble]

Can I help you?

[imitari]

Is there any particular reason you're talking about the apocalypse?

[Someone hasn't been paying attention to the news...]

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[yourpiecenow]

It's not? Lame.

[dissemble]

They're also wrong about the anti-christ.

[yourpiecenow]

You're just a constant disappointment to me.

Did you bring any good news?

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[selfimage]

[this is a long, exaggerated sigh.]

Your tenacity is astounding.

permavoice

[dissemble]

Why, thank you.

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[hellunbounded]

[Sam is...still pretty fucking wary about Lucifer and what he might plan to do, killing or no killing. Forgive him for not taking his words in good faith.]

Aren't you disappointed. Didn't imagine you for one to settle down and get bored of murdering the innocent.

[Sam's looks pretty haggard himself, and tired. Staying up without sleeping researching ways to slow down Lucifer - or hell, even pin him down to try stopping him - has some pretty apparent affects.

The only positive thing in his search is that he now has quite the collection of weapons, from official stores and suspicious locals, when before he was pretty empty-handed thanks to the government. Nothing that can stop Lucifer, of course, but he always feels pretty twitchy without at least a knife on him.]

Mechanic sharks don't seem to be quite your style, anyway.

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[dissemble]

[Lucifer just looks at the Winchester for a moment and sighs. What is he going to do with you?]

I don't suppose there's any chance you'll say yes within the next week, is there?

Voice

[liverletdie]

You know, for someone who says that they're calling it quits, it sounds more dire than it should have.

permavoice

[dissemble]

Skewed perception of reality is usually my brother's work, not mine. Take it up with him.

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[isaytheeneigh]

You're the guy who's killing a bunch of people.

[Seriously, how powerful is he?]

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[dissemble]

Was.

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[larker]

[Time to just feign complete ignorance here. Gabriel isn't even going to bother with fake sympathy, that'd be way too obvious.]

Wait, what? And you're still here?

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[dissemble]

Isn't that a question I should be asking you?

[fingerbang]

Oh, no. How can any of us be expected to make smalltalk now?

[dissemble]

I hear there were sharks.

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[theblackleopard]

You are making quite the name for yourself as of late.

I always thought Lucifer might have been a little more subtle and indirect with his tactics. Such as using the evil that lurks inside of the hearts of mankind to bring about their own undoing. Somehow, outright murder seems a little less... poetic.

Voice

[dissemble]

[Sigh.] Humans don't need my help to undo themselves.

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[darkpants_warmfeeling]

So you're the guy everyone's talking about.

[The video shows Jacob standing with his arms folded, looking into his comm, giving Lucifer an unimpressed once-over.]

Funny. Reputation like yours, I was expecting somebody bigger.

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[dissemble]

Well, I admit it's not much to look at, but it does the job.

[Don't be so hard on his vessel. The guy he is possessing has feelings, you know.]