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[dissemble]

[Anyone who has run into Lucifer in person lately will be pleased to see that his clothes are blood free. He is spotlessly clean today, though a little tired.]

Some of you seem to think that leaving me angry messages will make me own up to various acts of vandalism that I had no part in. As for sharks, well. Why mess with nature?

[Aka: it wasn't him, and no he is not replying to any of those voice messages.]

If it makes you all feel better, that town over in Illinois was the last. Someone pass the news on to Fox that this isn't the apocalypse after all.

[ooc: this is it! Lucifer is heading underground for a week to prepare for: his exciting plot finale! That means no more killing this week, and next weekend A WHOLE TON OF MONSTERS 8D

There is still time to plot, so go go go!]

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[dissemble]

Well, I admit it's not much to look at, but it does the job.

[Don't be so hard on his vessel. The guy he is possessing has feelings, you know.]

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[darkpants_warmfeeling]

I'm sure it does.

[Jacob's not sure what 'it' refers to there, being unfamiliar with possession, but he doesn't let the confusion show.]

So what's the deal? Revenge? Power? Politics? What is it that you think justifies all this death?

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[dissemble]

What is it that makes you think you deserve an answer?

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[darkpants_warmfeeling]

What the hell kind of a question is that? You've been killing random people, and you think people need to justify finding out why they're dead?

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[dissemble]

That's the way the universe works. Death doesn't come with easy answers.

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[darkpants_warmfeeling]

And you just work the same way the universe does, huh? Pretty convenient.

[Jacob's face right now might as well have the word 'BULLSHIT' plastered across his forehead in neon letters.]

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[dissemble]

[Ugh. Humans. You always think you're so important.]

Not as convinient as it might have been. I'd rather have gone home without all the fuss.

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[darkpants_warmfeeling]

I'm sure no one here would have missed you.

Can I ask what any of this killing has to do with you going home? Or is that just going to get me more crap about the universe?

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[dissemble]

Breaking through from one world to another isn't easy, you know. That takes power.

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[darkpants_warmfeeling]

Power you get from massacres. Right.

[Fucking magic how does it work.]

So all of this has been about charging a battery?