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maskormenace2016-01-11 06:54 pm
stealwithit) wrote in maskormenace2016-01-11 06:54 pm
Entry tags:
- kang | n/a,
- † anastasya griffin | the necromancer,
- † bela talbot | n/a,
- † garrus vakarian | n/a,
- † jeff winger | wingman,
- † kasumi goto | n/a,
- † ken amada | n/a,
- † marian hawke | andraste's mabari,
- † max caulfield | n/a,
- † peter quill | star-lord,
- † samara | the justicar,
- † sera | your mum's tits,
- † thane krios | the assassin,
- † traci thirteen | n/a
003 | video
[ Good evening, Masks and Menaces. Tonight, you will be treated (or possibly, weirded out or perplexed) by a video feed of a ~mysterious~ hooded woman, sitting at some dimly lit place with her elbow resting on a table and her chin resting on her hand. She's not looking at the camera directly -- she rarely ever does, because she's obviously too cool for that, but she does have the slightest hint of a smile across her lips. ]
So, I don't normally do this kind of thing, but I figured at this point, anything's fair game.
--and no, I'm not here to read more smutty literature out loud. A girl's gotta have some secrets.
[ said resident secret enigma lady of mystery, Kasumi Goto. ]
Anyway, to all the newbies: welcome. I don't know what you all have been told about this place so far by other people, but all I can really contribute is that it's a wild ride, being here. You may inquire below for more details if you so wish.
To the rest of us: happy new year. And I do mean that sincerely, despite the terrible start we've been off to, so far. I want to say that maybe we'll get a lull again, like we have the other times that something truly offensive has happened -- but word on the street is that the Russians are yelling angrily about something, so I kind of doubt that's going to be the case.
For now, let's just all try to relax, alright? I'm pretty sure stress is bad for your complexion.
... Also, fun fact, but I-- [ she sighs. So maybe she didn't really mean to make this post to address the general masses, because who does that? But because she's so Conflicted about the Worst (or Best?) Anniversary Ever that she needs. Something. Drinks. People to feel all bitter and/or nostalgic with. Mostly she doesn't want to be alone. ]
You know what, I've been here a year, as of today. Officially. So...
I think I speak for most of us -- whether it's because all the pandemonium [ get it? ] has got you needing a little pick-me-up, or because you've also just realized you've been stuck here for a year -- when I say: I need a drink. Or soul food. Or both. I guess that's what I really meant by relax. Let's see if we can actually enjoy something around here, for once. Maybe have a do-over of New Year's?
What're the best bars and food joints around the Porter cities? I've got my favorites picked out, mostly in Heropa and Nonah, but I'm always open to new experiences.
[ come party with space thief, y/n? ]
So, I don't normally do this kind of thing, but I figured at this point, anything's fair game.
--and no, I'm not here to read more smutty literature out loud. A girl's gotta have some secrets.
[ said resident secret enigma lady of mystery, Kasumi Goto. ]
Anyway, to all the newbies: welcome. I don't know what you all have been told about this place so far by other people, but all I can really contribute is that it's a wild ride, being here. You may inquire below for more details if you so wish.
To the rest of us: happy new year. And I do mean that sincerely, despite the terrible start we've been off to, so far. I want to say that maybe we'll get a lull again, like we have the other times that something truly offensive has happened -- but word on the street is that the Russians are yelling angrily about something, so I kind of doubt that's going to be the case.
For now, let's just all try to relax, alright? I'm pretty sure stress is bad for your complexion.
... Also, fun fact, but I-- [ she sighs. So maybe she didn't really mean to make this post to address the general masses, because who does that? But because she's so Conflicted about the Worst (or Best?) Anniversary Ever that she needs. Something. Drinks. People to feel all bitter and/or nostalgic with. Mostly she doesn't want to be alone. ]
You know what, I've been here a year, as of today. Officially. So...
I think I speak for most of us -- whether it's because all the pandemonium [ get it? ] has got you needing a little pick-me-up, or because you've also just realized you've been stuck here for a year -- when I say: I need a drink. Or soul food. Or both. I guess that's what I really meant by relax. Let's see if we can actually enjoy something around here, for once. Maybe have a do-over of New Year's?
What're the best bars and food joints around the Porter cities? I've got my favorites picked out, mostly in Heropa and Nonah, but I'm always open to new experiences.
[ come party with space thief, y/n? ]
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[Giggling a little.]
That might be even better.
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[ She looks offended -- but in a fake sense, of course. ]
It's definitely better.
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Why, were you hoping for something more exciting?
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Dunno, getting that stuff from Shepard has to be at least a little funny no matter what.
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He probably just took whichever ones had the beefiest guys on the covers. Which, considering the genre, probably means he literally just grabbed random ones off the shelves.
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Show him you appreciate him.
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[ Yes, Kasumi's private dramatic reading of smut is that bewitching, okay ]
That sounds like fun!
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