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maskormenace2016-01-11 06:54 pm
stealwithit) wrote in maskormenace2016-01-11 06:54 pm
Entry tags:
- kang | n/a,
- † anastasya griffin | the necromancer,
- † bela talbot | n/a,
- † garrus vakarian | n/a,
- † jeff winger | wingman,
- † kasumi goto | n/a,
- † ken amada | n/a,
- † marian hawke | andraste's mabari,
- † max caulfield | n/a,
- † peter quill | star-lord,
- † samara | the justicar,
- † sera | your mum's tits,
- † thane krios | the assassin,
- † traci thirteen | n/a
003 | video
[ Good evening, Masks and Menaces. Tonight, you will be treated (or possibly, weirded out or perplexed) by a video feed of a ~mysterious~ hooded woman, sitting at some dimly lit place with her elbow resting on a table and her chin resting on her hand. She's not looking at the camera directly -- she rarely ever does, because she's obviously too cool for that, but she does have the slightest hint of a smile across her lips. ]
So, I don't normally do this kind of thing, but I figured at this point, anything's fair game.
--and no, I'm not here to read more smutty literature out loud. A girl's gotta have some secrets.
[ said resident secret enigma lady of mystery, Kasumi Goto. ]
Anyway, to all the newbies: welcome. I don't know what you all have been told about this place so far by other people, but all I can really contribute is that it's a wild ride, being here. You may inquire below for more details if you so wish.
To the rest of us: happy new year. And I do mean that sincerely, despite the terrible start we've been off to, so far. I want to say that maybe we'll get a lull again, like we have the other times that something truly offensive has happened -- but word on the street is that the Russians are yelling angrily about something, so I kind of doubt that's going to be the case.
For now, let's just all try to relax, alright? I'm pretty sure stress is bad for your complexion.
... Also, fun fact, but I-- [ she sighs. So maybe she didn't really mean to make this post to address the general masses, because who does that? But because she's so Conflicted about the Worst (or Best?) Anniversary Ever that she needs. Something. Drinks. People to feel all bitter and/or nostalgic with. Mostly she doesn't want to be alone. ]
You know what, I've been here a year, as of today. Officially. So...
I think I speak for most of us -- whether it's because all the pandemonium [ get it? ] has got you needing a little pick-me-up, or because you've also just realized you've been stuck here for a year -- when I say: I need a drink. Or soul food. Or both. I guess that's what I really meant by relax. Let's see if we can actually enjoy something around here, for once. Maybe have a do-over of New Year's?
What're the best bars and food joints around the Porter cities? I've got my favorites picked out, mostly in Heropa and Nonah, but I'm always open to new experiences.
[ come party with space thief, y/n? ]
So, I don't normally do this kind of thing, but I figured at this point, anything's fair game.
--and no, I'm not here to read more smutty literature out loud. A girl's gotta have some secrets.
[ said resident secret enigma lady of mystery, Kasumi Goto. ]
Anyway, to all the newbies: welcome. I don't know what you all have been told about this place so far by other people, but all I can really contribute is that it's a wild ride, being here. You may inquire below for more details if you so wish.
To the rest of us: happy new year. And I do mean that sincerely, despite the terrible start we've been off to, so far. I want to say that maybe we'll get a lull again, like we have the other times that something truly offensive has happened -- but word on the street is that the Russians are yelling angrily about something, so I kind of doubt that's going to be the case.
For now, let's just all try to relax, alright? I'm pretty sure stress is bad for your complexion.
... Also, fun fact, but I-- [ she sighs. So maybe she didn't really mean to make this post to address the general masses, because who does that? But because she's so Conflicted about the Worst (or Best?) Anniversary Ever that she needs. Something. Drinks. People to feel all bitter and/or nostalgic with. Mostly she doesn't want to be alone. ]
You know what, I've been here a year, as of today. Officially. So...
I think I speak for most of us -- whether it's because all the pandemonium [ get it? ] has got you needing a little pick-me-up, or because you've also just realized you've been stuck here for a year -- when I say: I need a drink. Or soul food. Or both. I guess that's what I really meant by relax. Let's see if we can actually enjoy something around here, for once. Maybe have a do-over of New Year's?
What're the best bars and food joints around the Porter cities? I've got my favorites picked out, mostly in Heropa and Nonah, but I'm always open to new experiences.
[ come party with space thief, y/n? ]
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Well, you know how we like to drink.
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Alright...
[ A beat. ] Pull our arms, why don't you.
And for the record steak goes great with merlots. Come over with an extra bottle, and I'll even make a sauce.
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Oh? You talk a big talk, Kaidan Alenko, but can you walk the walk? I'm excited to find out.
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With all these recipes I have to go off of, and...
It's nice, not eating out so much.
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[ said with an odd note of sarcasm, mixed in with... something else. It wasn't outright jealousy, no, but perhaps a bit of nostalgia from a time in her life when she had much of that same sense of security and belonging with Keiji. ]
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I guess. It's a little --
It's your fault, though.
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So it's Santa's fault.
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Well, Santa should know, that his gifts were well appreciated. Maybe you should come enjoy the food intended for him, just in case he asks if I liked it next year.
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For Santa's sake.
--Though, this year you should totally leave Santa a steak dinner by the chimney instead of cookies, or something. Assuming Mako doesn't end up taking it for herself, I mean.
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And we both know who to blame for that.
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If only Shepard would spoil us like he spoils Mako.
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Speak for yourself.
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[ She grins. ]
You have no idea how relieved I am that you're still in the top spot, and not the dog.
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Most of the time.
She doesn't get half the bed, so...
I'm still pretty lucky.
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But normally she doesn't get what she wants.
[ Normally. Just enjoy that mental image of two big dumb marines in a bed that's probably a touch too small for them sandwiching a fat corgi. ]